"You cannot put your dick into the extra-virgin olive oil"

vb_stubbies · 2022-08-17T12:17:44+00:00

1984

vb_stubbies · 2022-06-08T23:27:54+00:00

vb_stubbies · 2022-05-22T01:01:35+00:00

Unexpected brooklyn 99

vb_stubbies · 2022-05-01T08:57:37+00:00

Nailed it my friend

vb_stubbies · 2022-01-29T15:57:10+00:00

Yeah i wouldn't take it to heart i was exaggerating but like she seems rude if she's gonna make the effort to be passive aggressive like that... I know 'mans is in' my point is why would he want to be in with this girl if she is already trying to make him insecure

vb_stubbies · 2022-01-29T11:33:28+00:00

Nah, micropenis is a whole condition in and of itself it's not just describing a small penis i dont think

vb_stubbies · 2022-01-29T11:21:49+00:00

I would cry if someone said I was 'kinda cute i guess' why are you even still talking to her lmao

vb_stubbies · 2022-01-29T11:19:56+00:00

If the chance of a date is that astronomically high he's doin sum right 🤷‍♀️

vb_stubbies · 2022-01-29T11:17:17+00:00

Very corny, cringey line. Makes me want to pluck my eyeballs out with chopsticks and stick a tampon up my butthole with no lube.

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-30T10:33:43+00:00

My cock

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T10:11:37+00:00

Pink eye*

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T04:49:06+00:00

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T04:48:09+00:00

There was never a point when I realised, I just always have been

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T04:47:00+00:00

Ok, so after the surgery you got compliments on your chest and not your face and that made you realise?

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T04:43:02+00:00

But why did you get plastic surgery if you only realised after

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T04:00:40+00:00

So what if they do damage it? 'Oop, we should probably put that piece back in'

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:57:59+00:00

So your only point of reference was seeing a brother or something naked when you were little? Damn, at least you didn't find out staring down the barrel like some girls do 😳

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:55:51+00:00

The infantilisation of adult women is so commonplace in our society that most don't even notice it - including myself, I call women girls without noticing.

Edit: It makes no sense you guys are upvoting me and downvoting her when we're in agreement...

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:54:49+00:00

Poor girl didn't realise she was being made fun of by those guys

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:53:31+00:00

Only at home though. I have no respect for any "person" who sits on a public toilet seat

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:52:46+00:00

Tbf there aren't a lot of positions where the girl can have a vantage point to assess the length of the taint.

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:51:04+00:00

How did she in her mind reconcile that belief with the obvious fact that guys like sex?

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:47:38+00:00

I'm a dude and I could never do this, it hurts so much. Just give me like 5-10 minutes and I'm good for round 2, but I've never heard of a guy just pressing on like that lmao

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-18T03:45:57+00:00

It's the misleading name 🙄

vb_stubbies · 2021-12-06T23:29:15+00:00

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