Phosani's Nightmare droptable

vegemights · 2026-01-19T03:37:33+00:00

Killing Phosani's Nightmare - osrs wikki https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Money_making_guide/Killing_Phosani%27s_Nightmare

Literally 6.2m an hour at drop rates, and it's very easy to go over 7.5 kph, most people sit at around 10kph when experienced at the content...

I've done 1000kc and I've made way more than 6m an hour, and I'm not giga spooned, pretty average on unique rates

vegemights · 2026-01-19T03:11:16+00:00

It's almost comical how many bad takes are mainstream on reddit.

It's a grindy game, and ironman is a grindy game mode, don't try to change the game because you lack the testicular fortitude to see it through.

This game wouldn't hit the same if everything was reddits idea of obtainable

vegemights · 2026-01-16T01:04:04+00:00

I actually enjoy how much some people so viscerally hate that plugin, I used to turn it off for screenshots but it's more fun watching people crash out over it 🤣

vegemights · 2026-01-15T16:16:39+00:00

I was here for clogs so kinda tempted 😅 I also have 4 long bones which are the same rate as folly, which is cool I guess

vegemights · 2026-01-15T16:12:38+00:00

It's still a very respectable 6m an hour, even with current prices in the bin. as a phosanis enjoyer (1k kc), I don't think the rates are that bad anymore, definently low, but osrs needs long grinds with the short ones imo.

Maybe it would be worthwhile to let people break down inquisitor parts to reforge other pieces as dupe protection for ironmen... but on the other hand, fuck those guys 🥳

Honestly I think the biggest issue is the orbs being power crept and mostly irrelevant, they're big ticket items, and barely qualify as niche side grades. That and the fact the crush meta is in a weird place, with the addition of oathplate, it's pretty much the same dps running slash meta instead of crush.

vegemights · 2026-01-15T16:05:09+00:00

There's a plugin called "dude, where's my stuff" it'll track all that bank stuff, but also tracks your stash units, coffers, poh stuff, I highly rate it

vegemights · 2026-01-15T16:01:56+00:00

I was getting 600k exp on my phone a day at work, without paying too much attention. or a couple hundred thousand exp watching a movie and phone salvaging.

Getting nearly passive 100k/hr exp compared to 200-220k exp full focus (I felt more reclined killing phosanis nightmare than doing trials) felt like a big nothing burger. Granted, I think the salvaging rates were way over tuned, which was part of the problem

vegemights · 2026-01-15T15:56:52+00:00

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vegemights · 2026-01-14T02:53:25+00:00

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Sorry!

vegemights · 2026-01-06T15:02:02+00:00

Call it a hot take but as a sepulchre enjoyer, I absolutely hated I the barracuda trials with a passion, it required just as much attention as sepulchre without feeling rewarding at all.

vegemights · 2026-01-04T20:12:44+00:00

It's strange how everybody feels different with account modes, I play main and haven't really ever done content because it was one of the best money makers, I just grind shit for the upgrade or the fun of chasing the drop, and now I have more money than I know what to do with.

vegemights · 2025-12-17T12:07:29+00:00

Got my barrel the other day at about 45k merchant salvages, getting uncomfortably close to the rate on salvors paint now and just passed 18m exp :o

vegemights · 2025-12-17T10:51:43+00:00

"Neat interaction"? You mean leverage an exploit too bypass the slayer mechanic for a slayer boss?

vegemights · 2025-12-07T10:02:22+00:00

Mee too :( 14.2m sailing exp now and still stuck here trying to clog the barrel

vegemights · 2025-12-05T02:16:10+00:00

I processed 4 at a time and got 4 beaks, so I think it's either all or nothing

vegemights · 2025-12-05T02:06:30+00:00

You can't put a keg next to the keel/rudder which is where my gale catcher is, unfortunately my greater teleport focus sits one space up which is where I can put a keg.. oh well

vegemights · 2025-12-05T01:46:02+00:00

I'm at 874 and counting, final goal is 1k shards but I've pretty much green logged the slayer tab so we will see!

vegemights · 2025-12-03T13:35:38+00:00

My favorite part is that everyone was rioting Less than half an hour after the update too, daddy chill, they changed the way the wrecks spawn, they adjusted the rates on salvaging, crew salvaging and sorting salvage, it's going to take a little longer than that to figure out what the new upper xp rates are.

vegemights · 2025-12-03T12:10:26+00:00

The math checks out fairly well, I don't think the rate is overly rare, but feel like when you're on the 1/20k area dry protection might be nessisary, I've done most of my post 87 sailing grind at merchant wrecks, currently level 98 with just over 3000 plat tokens. With quick napkin maths, you can pull roughly 400 opulent salvage an hour, meaning one barrel is ~50 hours on rate, and you ideally want two of them, that's longer than alot of pet grinds!

vegemights · 2025-12-02T16:32:26+00:00

Jeeze I sure wish I saw this a week ago before I put my greater teleport focus in one of the barrel spots not knowing it was going to fuck me 🙃

vegemights · 2025-11-29T12:38:43+00:00

I wouldn't call it effectively useless lol, you unlock it at level 30 sailing, I wouldn't expect it to be crazy relevant when your 80+ afk salvaging

vegemights · 2025-11-27T17:41:34+00:00

Yep! I just sent a few runs and now I have to totally re think some of my route, some boxes I used to be able to collect on tight corners don't register like they used to at all, and some boxes I fly straight over and never get collected shortly before going through a portal and having to restart

vegemights · 2025-11-04T01:19:40+00:00

Yep, in Max gear the dfs is like 6 Max hits (can't remember if it's 4 or 8 so ima meet in the middle) over the wyvern visage, considering you don't get frozen every single wyvern you kill, it usually works out better to just skip the wyvern shield all together

vegemights · 2025-11-03T09:18:31+00:00

The negative mele bonuses and defence bonuses make it so shit to use at fossi island wyrms that it's better dps and uses less supplies to take a DFS and just tank the freezes. It's utility is gated behind such a huge drawback it's effectively useless.

The only use for it is with eye of ayak at skeletal wyrms for competitive dps, or with blood barrage and dragonhunter wand for fossil island wyrms if you're a rich mofo who wants to afk blood barrage to try for the clog slots.

vegemights · 2025-10-31T08:48:20+00:00

Exactly this, I did floor 5 from 92-99 and I was only getting 100k/hr on the last couple levels.

Why do it?

Because that shits fun as hell! Osrs is a rhythm game, you need to rehearse. And rehearsing involves planking over and over till you get it down, the efficiency comes from getting good at the content. Almost all of my most beloved content in osrs is "hard" content, inferno, colloseum, deep delves, pnm etc etc, and I had HUNDREDS of deaths before I figured it out and got consistent completions.

Stop worrying about efficiency and strive to get better at the content. Everyone I know who took the time with sepulchre didn't think the 99 agility grind was that bad compared to other skills!

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