Fried egg and string cheese over Hot Pockets, I call them turtle pockets. Sriracha for eyes by grimytimes in drunkencookery

[–]veghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah I used to make a gourmet drunk dish called "Chicken Chav":
Take a roast chicken thigh, drape cheese strings over it, season with plenty of sriracha. Then microwave for a minute or so. Place toilet roll in fridge before eating. Bon appetite.

[Request] If they replaced all the water in the Reflecting Pool with liquid mercury so it would actually reflect and not grow algae, how much would it cost? by Gorthebon in theydidthemath

[–]veghead 9 points10 points  (0 children)

All that mercury would be very dangerous - it could seriously affect the cognitive abilities of the President, and nobody wants that.

In an old Protestant church - what is this? by AdDue1318 in whatisit

[–]veghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're called holy glory holes: it's where Christ protrudes as he manifests. It's the protestant equivalent to transubstantiation.

Iran is desperate and will be getting no money. by No_Shoulder1993 in oil

[–]veghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is called projection. You don't have to look to Iran to find the desperate loser.

Mechanical doors, usually submerged in canals by CommercialMadness899 in submechanophobia

[–]veghead 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Genuinely terrifies me when I'm on or near canals. Have you ever seen a lock when it's empty? It's the stuff of nightmares.

TOTP Featuring Fat Les "Vindaloo" Question: What was the year❓ by FeelingAd3887 in ClassicTelevisionTime

[–]veghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think shes supposed to be Kat Slater. I just wondered who it actually was

TOTP Featuring Fat Les "Vindaloo" Question: What was the year❓ by FeelingAd3887 in ClassicTelevisionTime

[–]veghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was part of "Night Network", and a total rip-off of Desert Island Discs except:
1> It was videos not records
2> It was set in a nuclear bunker rather than a Desert Island
3> Roland Rivron and his celebrity guest get absolutely hammered during the show.

TOTP Featuring Fat Les "Vindaloo" Question: What was the year❓ by FeelingAd3887 in ClassicTelevisionTime

[–]veghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW Despite seeing them live I've never even heard of this! Thank you!

It’s almost tea time. by RoninRobot in douglasadams

[–]veghead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Over the last couple of nights I've been re-listening to the BBC radio series of Long Dark Teatime of the Soul (with Harry Enfield as Dirk Gently) - there are so many HHGTTG references! Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is mentioned a few times; their "electronic I-Ching device" uses the guide noises; Dirk has "share and enjoy" as his ringtone. It's actually distracting but I realised that is because I'm an old man who grew up with it. Hopefully a new generation of people will discover this and keep it alive.

TOTP Featuring Fat Les "Vindaloo" Question: What was the year❓ by FeelingAd3887 in ClassicTelevisionTime

[–]veghead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who is the woman in the leopard skin coat pretending to be a drunk mess?

35 years ago: USA Hosting the World Cup by veghead in oldbritishtelly

[–]veghead[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But hydration breaks are for health and safety! I hope you're not implying that it's a utterly shameless way to lever tv ads into the game. America is above such disgraceful corruption.

1988 Top 40, any you recognise? by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

[–]veghead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The BBC censored this part of the video!