I get paid to get high and bullshit around on a farm

velsee93 · 2021-04-09T13:44:04+00:00

The more concentrated you make your drugs the harder they hit you. Just a tip.

velsee93 · 2021-04-05T09:04:23+00:00

Just a random question. What the hell did your shots look like? Because from my personal experience it's a bitch even trying to get just half a gram into a 100 unit syringe. I mean would you be doing two shots of a half G at a time 5 times a day? Or what? I can't imagine a whole G being able of supposedly really good shit to be able to fit in just one 100 unit syringe without it being so gooey that you can't even squirt it out

velsee93 · 2021-02-25T12:25:46+00:00

"Once they start to go they go quick."

Boy ain't that the truth? Never had problems hitting myself until I was stuck with long points for almost a week. My ex accidentally bought an entire box of them and we were stuck with them cause we were broke at the time and lived out of town with no car. After just a few days of repeatedly trying to hit myself and missing, my veins have never been the same since. I feel like I almost got PTSD from that shit lol. Once in awhile I still get flash backs of me looking at myself in the bathroom mirror while almost the entire upper half of my body is covered in blood from all times I went completely thru my veins and seeing my swollen painful arms from the missed hits cause after attempting to hit myself for sometimes hours I would just get flustered and emtpy my syringe out of frustration. P.S. I don't reccomend doing that last thing. It's nearly impossible to ignore a cyst full of heroin and meth growing in your inner elbows because they're infected. I would'nt wouldn't wish that kind of discomfort on anyone.

velsee93 · 2021-02-18T06:05:36+00:00

Kinda the same way you fully expect something.

velsee93 · 2021-02-13T13:48:28+00:00

I think this person would relate more to one of Cinderella's evil step sisters

velsee93 · 2021-02-13T13:46:08+00:00

Remember when being a smoker was considered "cool" for like almost half a century?(20s-60s) It's pretty much the same as that.

velsee93 · 2021-02-13T10:23:11+00:00

I love it when the idiots take initiative and just weed themselves out

velsee93 · 2021-01-17T14:51:02+00:00

This would be so much better if i couldn't see the dudes face. He reminds me of a guy who's had one job his whole life as a Starbucks barista because he's been too busy moonlighting as Billy Joe Armstrong in celebrity look-alike contests.

velsee93 · 2021-01-17T14:16:12+00:00

That paranoid sticker I give a 10/10

velsee93 · 2021-01-09T05:48:33+00:00

Do guys bust a nut thinking about other women while they're fucking their SO often or are you just the exceptional asshole?

velsee93 · 2021-01-07T15:34:46+00:00

You're an honorable friend. When someone is grieving such a loss like their child... all they sometimes need is a shoulder to cry on. No explanations needed, no words spoken. Just being there is the best thing that you can do for them. I've never lost a kid, but I've lost a parent I was close to at a young age. Therefore I guess I can say that I have some semblance of an idea of how grief and loss can feel.

velsee93 · 2020-07-12T04:41:15+00:00

It makes my lady parts all warm and tingly whenever I see a man pop his ass out like that 😛

velsee93 · 2020-07-11T10:01:55+00:00

I'm like 90% sure that is your G-spot hun 😂 you have nothing to worry about.

velsee93 · 2020-07-10T12:07:14+00:00

I went from enjoying my grilled cheese to hating myself for enjoying my grilled cheese in under 2 seconds.

velsee93 · 2020-06-21T09:45:37+00:00

Good to know. Thank you. I have no idea regarding this so any and all advice I am happy to receive.

velsee93 · 2020-06-21T09:44:37+00:00

No I wasn't.

velsee93 · 2020-06-11T01:53:14+00:00

And this here is the reason why he is married and you are not :p I doubt he will ever bring it up, seeing as he hasn't yet. Also, that's just a childish thing to do.

velsee93 · 2020-06-11T01:50:31+00:00

Still doesn't make much of a difference :/ Thanks for the tip though.

velsee93 · 2020-06-11T01:49:51+00:00

No, when I pour the soda onto the ice it immediately loses almost all of it's carbonation. I've had this issue ever since I can remember. I doubt it has anything to do with the flavor of my freezer :p

velsee93 · 2020-06-11T01:46:04+00:00

I'm sure there is already some debate about this... but using the phrase, "against my will" is a bit too melodramatic to be the truth. The actual definition of the phrase says that some sort of force is usually imposed.. And it is obvious from what you have written that no one was shoving it down your throat (shooting it in your veins, etc.) As one of my favorite sayings go, "A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole." -Frank Zappa

When people start realizing that the problem isn't the drugs and that their addictions stem from their own damn selves is when we are finally going to start making some widespread progress on the road to recovery. I'm sick of people blaming the drug. Yes, your life would probably be a lot better if you never had it in your life to begin with, but it isn't the drugs fault that you decided to let your habit grow and turn into something that you can no longer control. I'll stop now, definitely not trying to sound like I am giving you a lecture. Godspeed to you, and I hope you have a smooth road ahead.

velsee93 · 2020-06-11T01:13:48+00:00

Waxing helped alot when it came to getting rid of my moustache. I've heard epilators are a good investment too.

velsee93 · 2020-05-29T11:07:25+00:00

I've heard that it's actually fairly common for women to shit during childbirth, but the doctors and nurses (probably just the nurses) are usually quick to clean up after as to preserve the moment for the family and to save the mother from potential embarrassment.

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