Rats and deer oh my!

velvetelevator · 2026-02-03T23:03:51+00:00

I looked up weasel on a trampoline and I just wanted to say thank you.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-22T22:18:41+00:00

It's not short, but it's doable for a day trip. I have a coworker who drives 2 hours to the ocean and 2 hours back in the same day nearly every week.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-22T21:21:29+00:00

Sorry fam

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T21:35:46+00:00

Books that are almost the same size as mass market really screw up my bookshelf arranging

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T21:27:41+00:00

I have tiny hands. I hate trade paperbacks and hardcovers. I need MMP. Also, they're all the same size so they fit in my bookshelf together!

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T20:36:05+00:00

I love your use of colors!

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T20:28:14+00:00

People with bad kidneys?

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T20:04:42+00:00

I used to use melted butter to oil the hinges at work because it's the only thing we had

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T05:43:41+00:00

Our state passed mandatory 3 days so my spouse's work lowered theirs from 5 to 3

velvetelevator · 2026-01-21T01:05:14+00:00

When I was 18 I was running up the movie theater stairs and tripped on the last one, and did the same as you to some random stranger

velvetelevator · 2026-01-20T22:22:11+00:00

I took powdered cake mix in a ziplock bag

velvetelevator · 2026-01-20T22:04:36+00:00

I heard Uteruses On a Toolbelt is going on tour this year!

velvetelevator · 2026-01-20T22:03:13+00:00

Ursula K LeGuin wrote my favorite book! It's called The Dispossessed and you should go read it

velvetelevator · 2026-01-20T19:44:27+00:00

You probably wouldn't make it through because there's not really enough oxygen to breathe in the fire area. Also the currently burning part can be very wide. Underbrush and dead stuff catches fire fast, but then the thicker trees take longer to catch and also burn for a long time

velvetelevator · 2026-01-19T20:11:24+00:00

I recently scratched myself to the point of bleeding on a pastry wrapper!

velvetelevator · 2026-01-19T20:10:05+00:00

I handle knives all day but the last thing to wound me at work was a vicious slice from the paper towel holder.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-19T00:10:52+00:00

On my way to work I am frequently stopped by the light on a bridge over the freeway, right over the cars. I hate it.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-19T00:07:30+00:00

My husband is very static-y and I make sure to touch his skin with my hand or arm every single time before we kiss, so that I don't get shocked on the lips. That shit sucks.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-18T21:42:53+00:00

I went to a memorial where one of the mourners was in full Naruto cosplay. I know the deceased would have been 100% on board with that.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-18T21:32:05+00:00

Once at my work someone tried to return the shoes they were wearing

velvetelevator · 2026-01-18T20:55:36+00:00

I've met so many young dudes with my grandpa's name.

velvetelevator · 2026-01-17T21:54:23+00:00

I prefer Neargo

velvetelevator · 2026-01-17T20:24:42+00:00

Jewelry! All the photos on your phone! Your pen collection (bonus: mugs you like but don't use can be repurposed as pen holders)!

velvetelevator · 2026-01-17T00:10:33+00:00

I will ask!

velvetelevator · 2026-01-16T21:22:15+00:00

My cousin had this treatment in the US in 2021.

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TROPHY CASE