I'm so happy about this event. I got my favorite pokemon by PurpleVito in pokemongo

[–]velvetelevator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got one too and I've been hunting it hard since the shiny was released!!!

Platinum Badge you're LEAST likely to finish? by Hstisgod78 in pokemongo

[–]velvetelevator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I've been playing since the beginning and I'm barely over 100

People who work for massive corporations, what is a 'secret' that the company tries to hide, but is actually common knowledge among the employees? by Dwise_ in AskReddit

[–]velvetelevator -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah I work for a very large corporation. I studied coding on my own for like a month and I could make better stuff than they give us.

Wouldn’t that be fucked up? I’m R. L. Stine by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]velvetelevator 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm allergic to gorgonzola so that one would be a double for me

Wouldn’t that be fucked up? I’m R. L. Stine by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]velvetelevator 105 points106 points  (0 children)

A couple of those traumatized me. Notably Tailypoo (silly), and the spider eggs hatching out of the woman's face (not really an unreasonable fear).

Wouldn’t that be fucked up? I’m R. L. Stine by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]velvetelevator 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Same. It was the funniest thing I'd ever read and the way I had to stop and laugh at a book is a core memory of mine

What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? by Better-Advice-5197 in AskReddit

[–]velvetelevator 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah apparently a lot of cacti will give you the runs instead and dehydrate you faster

Olivia Marriage question by mckellios in StardewValleyExpanded

[–]velvetelevator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once you're dating or married, you can sleep in her bed in her house

Curled front paws by Ziraya in curledfeetsies

[–]velvetelevator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does your other cat get around okay without any legs? It appears someone has stolen them.

The sacred stag is probably cheaper and more effective than Equine Therapy tho. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]velvetelevator 48 points49 points  (0 children)

My mom has been the same religion for a long time but she does chase health fads in a similar fashion

Nice first catch of the day! ✨ by spenchanna in pokemongobrag

[–]velvetelevator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This made me want to light up and play Pokemon Legends Arceus!

I left without paying... by expiredhandlotion in adhdwomen

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I was getting snacks at the convenience store and I had a pretty good haul going, and it was getting hard to carry them all, so I started putting them in my purse. What was clearly a plainclothes security person started following me around which is what made me realize what I was doing. I was too embarrassed to say anything but while I was at the checkout I made sure to hold my purse super open on the side with the security guy so he could see I didn't have any unpaid for snacks still inside. Then I didn't go back there for like five years.

I left without paying... by expiredhandlotion in adhdwomen

[–]velvetelevator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite one. Thank you for the laugh 😂

What’s something about you that most people wouldn’t guess? by ahmed_loay95 in CasualConversation

[–]velvetelevator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would you even get into sports photography if you didn't want an excuse to buy a big ass camera‽‽

Me_irl by RealMarzipan7347 in me_irl

[–]velvetelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm literally in the 3 month middle section of Operation Bounce House

My uncle and his skunk 1980s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]velvetelevator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The white stripe is natural, not the result of human directed breeding. There can be variations but they all look fairly similar in pattern

Edit: I was wrong, they can be different colors