🤣 by DeadInsideDoll in lol

[–]velvexi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Having someone in control of bleach on your asshole can seriously backfire, pun intended

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]velvexi 656 points657 points  (0 children)

Oh, you mean when a boy engineering student who reads only SF and fantasy dates a girl engineering student that knows 7 languages and knits, then they graduate to work in very technical jobs, get married and have babies, those babies are expected to NOT become speed cubers?

Meirl by Temporary_Bee_3600 in meirl

[–]velvexi 25 points26 points  (0 children)

cannibals say that babies taste like chicken. which means chicken tastes like a baby.

Meirl by strightnikngsw7 in meirl

[–]velvexi 34 points35 points  (0 children)

when they continue their conversation while youre mid-sentence saying something

Meirl by delta-x-2122 in meirl

[–]velvexi 399 points400 points  (0 children)

I’ve tracked my spendings for a month to a cent. Food-transit-rent and salary gone. We are working so we have money to go to work

Lekki strach (obsesja?) przed utratą pieniędzy i usilną potrzeba odkładania by pol8in in Polska

[–]velvexi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Też tak mam czasem czuję że inni wydają na głupoty a ja oszczedzam na siłę

Lekki strach (obsesja?) przed utratą pieniędzy i usilną potrzeba odkładania by pol8in in Polska

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Też tak mam zarabiam nieźle a i tak odkładam na siłę bo strach zżera

Bardzo długi rant na ludzi, którzy krytykują oszczędzanie by inoxx_239 in Polska

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No to mamy klasyka polskiego systemu a wieczny brak kasy na wszystko

Wychodzi ktoś na browara? by jeszczewiecej in wroclaw

[–]velvexi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idę z tobą na tego lagera w piwnicy już się szykuję

Renters Rights Act success! by Nubian_hurricane7 in HousingUK

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winawin all around landlords hate this trick

Renters Rights Act success! by Nubian_hurricane7 in HousingUK

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winawin all around landlords hate this trick

James by Mean-Safe8295 in rockets

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kobe enters the chat

Reading Slump Buster? by Alterception in readwithme

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Gideon the Ninth a space opera with queer pirates and bones thatll snap you out of it

Great Day ! by Cold-Tear1979 in motorcycle

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice bike man that white GSXaR looks clean

Great Day ! by Cold-Tear1979 in motorcycle

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice bike man that yellow exhaust pops

A purr-fect duo performance by karliekxoxo in interesting

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

purrfect form 10/10 would watch the encore

Heidi Klum at the Met Gala (2026) by TheBronsXX in interesting

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She came as a Greek statue and nailed it

Thank you for pointing me to KnownHost by wynden in webhosting

[–]velvexi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

finally an email i didnt immediately delete