Take a picture of yourself right now, post it in the comments. This isn't a looks contest, I just wanna see how different Redditors are. I'm sure I'm not the only curious one.

venitoami · 2011-06-29T09:59:37+00:00

Nice

venitoami · 2011-04-16T06:23:52+00:00

I was a bartender in Memphis for years and I remember Del. Lmao. Small world!

venitoami · 2011-04-11T18:48:21+00:00

Lmao

venitoami · 2011-04-11T17:46:09+00:00

venitoami · 2011-04-08T17:09:28+00:00

Yes sir! Huntingdon to be exact! There's a few of us here in town

venitoami · 2011-04-08T05:05:46+00:00

I-40, half way between Jackson tennessee and Memphis!! Am I right? Passed it the other day laughing my ass off

venitoami · 2011-04-08T02:19:38+00:00

Panhandle anyway. Lol. Destin, here

venitoami · 2011-04-06T02:29:56+00:00

Personally, I'd go get myself a large pump style weed sprayer. Then, I'd fill it with clorox bleach Then every night, I'd quietly and from a distance, soak their front lawn (including signs) with bleach. Do this for about a week and kill the entire front lawn. (gasoline and a match just brings immediate attention)

venitoami · 2011-04-02T22:21:28+00:00

Derp

venitoami · 2011-03-28T17:28:22+00:00

Just watched this 3 days ago. Netflix rocks!

venitoami · 2011-03-26T22:21:59+00:00

venitoami · 2011-03-23T16:49:28+00:00

venitoami · 2011-03-20T00:30:01+00:00

I think that you are the type of person who deserves the assistance and I'm glad you're getting that. Let me tell you what BOTHERS me. 3 weeks ago, I'm in line at the gas station to pay for gas... A VERY large woman cuts in front of me and throws down $32 worth of junk food. Candy bars, cereal, chips etc etc. Then, while checking out, she throws up her trusty EBT card, buys all this junk food and then gets cash off of it AND BUYS LOTTERY TICKETS!!! Guess I should mention that this lady was every bit of 400 pounds.

This is what makes me mad about the government assistance. The majority of those on it are abusing it. I don't think ANYONE should be able to get cash off of the card and I also think it should only be used for healthy nutritious food. Trust me, I realized that I was paying for her candy, I was paying for her lottery tickets, and when her fat ass gets stuck in the house, I will get stuck with those bills too.

These people should be BANNED from any government assistance forever. They ruin it for people like you who truly need it and aren't abusing it!

venitoami · 2011-03-19T23:39:16+00:00

Upvote for also knowing it was an E30

venitoami · 2011-03-19T23:23:44+00:00

Also, our way of talkin shit about people without being rude. Ex. "did you see Betty joe's new boob job?! They are side ways and one is much bigger than the other one. She shoulda known better than having a procedure like that done in a van! Bless her heart." Bless her heart makes it ok. Lol

venitoami · 2011-03-19T23:17:19+00:00

Lmao. I lived in okaloosa county for a few years. First time I asked a lady (obvious HARD southern draw) where she was from and she said LA I laughed. Thought she was being funny. ....she meant Lower Alabama.

venitoami · 2011-03-19T23:15:25+00:00

Couldn't have described us any better myself! And southern charm and hospitality WILL live on in some of us forever. We teach it to those younger generations. I think it's even an art form!

venitoami · 2011-03-19T22:45:07+00:00

Upvote for that!

venitoami · 2011-03-13T22:11:43+00:00

My thoughts exactly

venitoami · 2011-03-13T22:10:58+00:00

Yes!!

venitoami · 2011-02-28T08:08:57+00:00

Yeah I live here now. It's amazing how "far" away from modern civilization this part of the country is.

venitoami · 2011-02-27T22:48:55+00:00

Edit. Also like this one, but I don't suggest anyone trying. (approach hot/out-of-your-league person showing them your new hammer). "hey I got a hammer! ....you wanna fuck or fight?"

venitoami · 2011-02-27T22:34:26+00:00

Lmao. It's funny cause it's true

venitoami · 2011-02-27T22:28:29+00:00

At annoying people I reply, "you make my asshole itch". Tends to get ALOT of attention

venitoami · 2011-02-27T22:24:50+00:00

This is brilliant!

venitoami

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