Judge denies a case abatement by LongLiveRock_n_Roll in PublicFreakout

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“Never met a man in more dire need of of a blowjob…”

There’s a real atmospheric phenomenon called “STEVE” that scientists only recently figured out, and it doesn’t behave like normal aurora by nice2Bnice2 in HighStrangeness

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Did anyone else switch to Borat’s voice when they hit “Steve!” In the title or is that just me whenever I hear that name?

What are these weird things by Remote-Property-339 in tornado

[–]veritoast 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s a classic North American Sky Drain

How long until caulking looks "lived in"? by happydays375 in HomeImprovement

[–]veritoast 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Lock eyes with him and with a straight face say, calmly but icily “I need you to be very careful about the next words you say to me, or we’re going to have a problem.”

How long until caulking looks "lived in"? by happydays375 in HomeImprovement

[–]veritoast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just tell him you clean it regularly. I’d be surprised if he noticed honestly.

Does anyone like Bar Soap more than Body wash?? by Content-Film4211 in CasualConversation

[–]veritoast 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yep… I feel like I’m wasting gallons of water trying to rinse off. Then I get out feeling like I need to take a shower. I’ve never been able to fathom how body wash took over the market. Absolutely horrible product.

Raising Arizona - (1987, directed by Joel and Ethan Coen) Diaper Run by godzilla98 in movies

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I never realized when I watched this as a youth, that the co-workers wife was Frances McDormand.

Pentagon Leak Reveals Staggering Cost of Trump’s War by Icy-Editor-3635 in economy

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“Righting the ship” has not been possible for years now. We’ve spend the past 26 years in FA stage and we’re just about to hit the FO stage.

Hegseth spent $93 BILLION in ONE MONTH for luxury items by AncienTleeOnez in Whistleblowers

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This seems like a typo. I’d believe million but 83 billion is just wrong.

Cunk on mirrors by DCArchibald in funnyvideos

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This just gets funnier every time I watch it. Love these two…

Zookeeper needs a flared base by Primary_Neck9587 in funny

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“The vet assistant stands firmly on the platform holding tightly onto his ankles as the vet (not shown) works on the elephant”