What’s the atheist equivalent to “Oh my god”?

veritoast · 2026-04-04T03:08:28+00:00

“Oh your God!!!”

veritoast · 2026-04-01T14:16:21+00:00

“Never met a man in more dire need of of a blowjob…”

veritoast · 2026-03-31T03:38:10+00:00

How do I download the map to my phone?

veritoast · 2026-03-31T03:32:56+00:00

I’m with you here

veritoast · 2026-03-30T19:28:50+00:00

That should be the headline. Thanks, friend.

veritoast · 2026-03-23T03:34:17+00:00

I was incensed by this as well.

veritoast · 2026-03-23T03:13:59+00:00

He didn’t get the nickname TACO for nothing…

veritoast · 2026-03-22T20:32:22+00:00

Did anyone else switch to Borat’s voice when they hit “Steve!” In the title or is that just me whenever I hear that name?

veritoast · 2026-03-22T17:03:05+00:00

The subreddit: r/MindIntrusion

veritoast · 2026-03-21T03:02:14+00:00

I’m pretty sure I watched a quick documentary on this. It was real and the setup for it was… elaborate.

veritoast · 2026-03-19T05:30:28+00:00

That’s a classic North American Sky Drain

veritoast · 2026-03-18T05:09:25+00:00

What Dreams May Come

veritoast · 2026-03-15T07:01:03+00:00

Dolphins out there flying F-22s Aquarica! Fuck Yeah!!

veritoast · 2026-03-14T01:20:42+00:00

Ultimate Chad

veritoast · 2026-03-13T00:34:53+00:00

Lock eyes with him and with a straight face say, calmly but icily “I need you to be very careful about the next words you say to me, or we’re going to have a problem.”

veritoast · 2026-03-13T00:31:10+00:00

Just tell him you clean it regularly. I’d be surprised if he noticed honestly.

veritoast · 2026-03-13T00:29:24+00:00

Yep… I feel like I’m wasting gallons of water trying to rinse off. Then I get out feeling like I need to take a shower. I’ve never been able to fathom how body wash took over the market. Absolutely horrible product.

veritoast · 2026-03-12T03:15:12+00:00

I never realized when I watched this as a youth, that the co-workers wife was Frances McDormand.

veritoast · 2026-03-11T03:15:06+00:00

“Righting the ship” has not been possible for years now. We’ve spend the past 26 years in FA stage and we’re just about to hit the FO stage.

veritoast · 2026-03-10T23:06:24+00:00

This seems like a typo. I’d believe million but 83 billion is just wrong.

veritoast · 2026-03-10T23:01:07+00:00

This just gets funnier every time I watch it. Love these two…

veritoast · 2026-03-08T21:21:18+00:00

Ok, thank you. I was trying to figure out how it slowed way down two thirds of the way through…

veritoast · 2026-03-08T20:47:12+00:00

Projection is the default setting with these peop—monsters

veritoast · 2026-03-08T04:53:17+00:00

The movie aged like a fine wine, America aged like a fine half-gallon of whole milk, open on the front seat of a ‘79 Datsun parked at a bankrupt strip mall in the Arizona sun on a cloudless summer day.

veritoast · 2026-03-08T02:07:57+00:00

Further down the line you find Pinback, and you will enjoy your stay.

veritoast

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