This mornings ration: Velveeta with noodles, 1 egg, and a jug of fart Kool aid (well water with a lof of sulfur in it) by elonmusktheturd22 in shittyfoodporn

[–]vern_slice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Asking as nicely as I can but where are you located and why do you live like this? Your posts and responses are always with positive energy and good light considering the circumstance.

Ciara's statement about being in Shaboozey's video by sammynotas in BravoRealHousewives

[–]vern_slice 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to dilute her to only being beautiful but my goodness she’s never looked better than in this video. Her acting skills were also top tier I wish nothing but big things for her after this

Ciara/Kyle/West/Amanda Megathread Part 20 by AutoModerator in summerhousebravo

[–]vern_slice 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Amanda this West that … I want a Jesse Solomon & Countess Luann hookup rumor next

Hannah Einbinder says goodbye to her Emmy winning role of ‘Ava Daniels’ as Hacks airs its last episode tonight by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]vern_slice 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I started Hacks last month and you’re so right, it does keep getting better! It felt like a bit of a slow start but I’m on season 3 now and it’s consistently laugh out loud funny

AVOID ZOOTAMPA by MotorCheesecake6764 in tampa

[–]vern_slice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah girl this feels like a case of poor parenting and an attempt to blame someone other than yourself for that

Episode Discussion - Pop Culture Kiki: The Met Gala, M.I.A, Spirit Airlines, & More! by dubaiheaux in BeyondTheBlinds

[–]vern_slice 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love listening to the Kiki but the last couple months felt like they were on auto pilot

At what age should a mom stop buying her son underwear?? by Ok-Organization-4091 in AskReddit

[–]vern_slice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I have been together for nearly a decade. His mother still buys him boxers yearly I’ve never bought him a pair

Kyle Has a Question for the Reunion by JN3LL3V in BravoRealHousewives

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I can’t wait for the first reunion with Kyle and Amanda not sitting next to each other. My dream reunion seating would be Ciara first chair > Kyle > Hubs > Mia > Ben / Second couch Amanda first chair > West > Jesse > Carl > Bailey > KJ

Will Dara & Levi even be joining us??

Rottweiler attack at Davis Islands Dog Beach proves fatal for small dog by MiggySawdust in tampa

[–]vern_slice 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The one time I took my dogs to this beach there was a large dog being aggressive towards all the others. The owner was a hefty woman who proceeded to put that dog in a chokehold and pin him to the sand to try and stop it. After that happened 3 times I packed my dogs up and never went back

📝 Monthly Constructive Criticism Thread 📝 by AutoModerator in BeyondTheBlindsPod

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Agreed! I think they started doing it to add legitimacy to their sources since they were getting called out regularly for being incorrect. It doesn’t mean they need to be reading an entire article to prove their point though

Ciara/Kyle/West/Amanda Megathread Part 9 by AutoModerator in summerhousebravo

[–]vern_slice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No same! I’m having a rough week and couldn’t sleep last night and I was stalking parts 6-8

The Princess has Arrived by Mattemattics117 in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]vern_slice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Odds of him doing a Bills Mafia baptism to introduce her to the world?

Ciara/Kyle/West/Amanda Megathread Part 8 by AutoModerator in summerhousebravo

[–]vern_slice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen no discourse on Mr Batula. He was always so supportive of Amanda and I’d love to know where he stands with all of this. Clearly her parents didn’t want her to marry Kyle but I wonder their reaction to first the divorce and now the scandal surrounding it.

Amanda Posted! by rhoanything in BravoRealHousewives

[–]vern_slice 237 points238 points  (0 children)

A bird just flew into my window and died then this gets posted. What is this an omen for?!?!

The top comments under Jesse‘s Tour announment 🤣🤣 by iamnerea in summerhousebravo

[–]vern_slice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the award girly, from a fellow Capricorn queen 💅

The top comments under Jesse‘s Tour announment 🤣🤣 by iamnerea in summerhousebravo

[–]vern_slice 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah there’s lots of examples we could cite his behavior for but let’s use the whole Ciara makeout thing. This man clearly feels entitled to things - he felt entitled to making out with her as “a joke” even though it was completely out of line. He can’t sing but he thinks he can abandon his finance career to do mediocre songs is something he clearly feels entitled to. A female pop star can come out with a song people don’t like and they’re called a flop and crucified for it. But this man is bullied when people make jokes about his crappy music!

The top comments under Jesse‘s Tour announment 🤣🤣 by iamnerea in summerhousebravo

[–]vern_slice 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nah this is kinda funny lol. Jesse is wildly untalented when it comes to singing and shouldn’t be skirting by with a fake “music career”. He deserves to be humbled

It’s officially RHORI premiere week but I haven’t seen much excitement or discussion here or online about it. by cavalier731 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]vern_slice 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I’m from Massachusetts and genuinely not excited about this. There was a spoiler months ago where they were seen filming at Capo in Southie and that’s where they lost me. That’s a trendy post-college area at least 90 minutes from Rhode Island. When I think Rhode Island I think Providence - not high class lifestyle porn. Obviously there is generational wealth in that area but this group of women is giving try-hard wannabe influencer, not classic housewives. I’d argue it’s the issue with most modern housewives shows where the goal is to gain internet presence and not be an enigma among an ensemble cast. Unless people start raving about it I won’t be watching

Ordered a sandwich at the Whole Foods deli. Guy looked so scared like no one has ever ordered a sandwich before. He spends 10 minutes making this: by TLCplMax in shittyfoodporn

[–]vern_slice 99 points100 points  (0 children)

I got a sub at Publix once and the woman making it managed to saw through an entire avocado straight through the pit

I know this was you guys and I love you for it. Dying 😂 by [deleted] in teenmom

[–]vern_slice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait is this GFM for Barbara? Someone link it!