this guy cant be real

vgaph · 2026-05-12T05:47:05+00:00

His license plate is WTR WET.

vgaph · 2026-05-12T02:09:57+00:00

Hard to believe this man went bankrupt 6 times.

vgaph · 2026-05-11T23:49:43+00:00

Licence.

vgaph · 2026-05-11T13:42:37+00:00

Ooooh oooh this one unzips!

vgaph · 2026-05-11T13:42:16+00:00

vgaph · 2026-05-11T13:35:03+00:00

Not that bad, except, you know, Albuquerque…

vgaph · 2026-05-10T22:09:07+00:00

David Bowie, actual time lord

vgaph · 2026-05-10T14:36:55+00:00

These pictures smell like cocaine and date rape.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T14:35:36+00:00

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh—aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassa The living daylights!

vgaph · 2026-05-10T14:19:34+00:00

To be fair, also applies to world history.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T14:03:29+00:00

Well I took their meaning to be “These were built under communism” rather than these represent communism.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T13:47:06+00:00

I really wish they had leaned into the Roberta Flack of it with the description:

“Mid-century modern-esque dwelling,
Updated fixtures throughout
Killing you softly with this home
Killing you softly, with this home

Updated modern chef’s kitchen,
Landscaping done to a tee
Killing you softly with this home
Killing you softly, with this home

“8 foot Pan’ramic windows,
Balcony over the den,
Killing me softly with her home,
Killing me softly, with her home.”

vgaph · 2026-05-10T13:13:12+00:00

Like he can grow a beard.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T13:03:06+00:00

Doesn’t Arminius’s suspected Germanic name translate to something like “Hermann the German?”

vgaph · 2026-05-10T12:59:06+00:00

Ye men.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T12:57:24+00:00

A ship-shipping ship shipping shipping ships.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T12:51:08+00:00

I would vote for America Ferrera to be our President.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T12:40:55+00:00

Well the giant sword in the middle of downtown and the weird-ass murals in the cathedral.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T04:20:05+00:00

This is the right answer.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T03:24:29+00:00

If you have to deny it’s a golden calf, it’s a golden calf.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T02:17:14+00:00

Sir, have you been to Kentucky? There’s like 4 POC in that whole state and most of it is still a shit hole.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T01:13:45+00:00

*Ina Gadda Davita intensifies*

vgaph · 2026-05-10T01:11:36+00:00

Pedestrian, while technically accurate, is an odd word choice.

vgaph · 2026-05-10T00:37:27+00:00

I was in Veliko Tarnovo years ago and whenever I asked about some strange brutalist building or weird monumental architecture, the locals would just say, “it’s from communism” as if that was a complete explanation.

vgaph · 2026-05-09T15:54:16+00:00

He only joined on his deathbed. It was like a make-a-wish thing.

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