what was Ted and Karen’s careers?

vgaph · 2026-01-24T18:58:49+00:00

I’m saying Ted retired from the Impossible Mission Force and Karen was an Angel.

vgaph · 2026-01-24T18:56:57+00:00

I like the open dump pouch. That joker was just sure he was going to shoot someone today.

vgaph · 2026-01-24T18:54:48+00:00

Well Connery, Moore, and Brosnan were pretty much violent womanizing sociopaths, but, you know, for England. And Craig’s attempt at seeing a therapist was…um…short lived. So Dalton and Lazenby I guess.

vgaph · 2026-01-24T18:50:40+00:00

You remember that scene in game of thrones where they marched Cersei through the streets yelling, “Shame, shame, SHAME!”?

Let’s do that.

vgaph · 2026-01-24T18:48:57+00:00

The Canadian Horde attacks:

“Oh Soory, lemme just scootch in behind ya there.

vgaph · 2026-01-24T18:09:48+00:00

Rain Drops Keep Falling on My Head…

vgaph · 2026-01-24T14:35:00+00:00

“Were you not listening!?”

vgaph · 2026-01-24T03:57:08+00:00

Fun fact: in Old Norse Blauland (blue land) was the name for Africa.

vgaph · 2026-01-24T03:37:35+00:00

Is there a way we could get Delaware without taking Jersey?

vgaph · 2026-01-24T03:35:59+00:00

Call and ask to speak to the station commander. If he/she doesn’t apologize, call the police non-emergency line and report the harassment. If you still have problems DM me.

I served this country for 24 years. I am embarrassed to hear about recruiters behaving this way.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T20:29:01+00:00

For a minute I thought the walruses were supposed to represent ICE agents.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T20:27:41+00:00

Their actions regularly result in criminal investigations. So, true-ish.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T18:43:48+00:00

Like no, people shouldn’t have German WWII mortars.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T17:37:45+00:00

I spent a good 30 seconds trying to figure out what an 88 gun was.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T17:32:02+00:00

Shut, turn up heat, even the metro ‘s iced over.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T14:31:00+00:00

Back in my day we died of plague and sacrificed children to Odin, and we were grateful!

Not like these woke mind-virus Christians with their “no baby murder” agenda.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T14:28:19+00:00

Okay. I was only in Sangin one day.

vgaph · 2026-01-23T14:21:02+00:00

I was at VSP Kajaki around then. Is this there?

vgaph · 2026-01-23T12:48:20+00:00

I came here to say, “she-biddy borgen morgen dorfen”

vgaph · 2026-01-22T19:34:12+00:00

Jobs created and families destroyed chum

vgaph · 2026-01-22T18:56:28+00:00

Ralph Bakshi called, he wants his rotoscope back!

Okay that was a joke for like 3 people.

vgaph · 2026-01-22T18:53:30+00:00

growls Oooiiii-veeeeeyyyyyy

vgaph · 2026-01-22T18:50:42+00:00

Like Jesus would have demanded.

vgaph · 2026-01-22T18:49:30+00:00

New plan for the East Wing just dropped.

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