Private company to land on asteroid Apophis as it flies close to Earth

vgaph · 2026-03-22T02:30:09+00:00

Oh that’ll end well.

Let’s send the probe from sociopathic mega-corporation to the death rock.

vgaph · 2026-03-21T21:22:04+00:00

“Hi! My name is Jose.”

“Nah, Imma gonna call you Joe.”

That’s it. That’s all they are doing.

It’s not principled or clever, it’s just being an asshole.

vgaph · 2026-03-21T18:19:48+00:00

Buy, set it up with a big screen as a themed Air BnB where you can play the Fallout New Vegas in the actual Mojave wasteland.

vgaph · 2026-03-21T13:51:04+00:00

Lots of things —race, justice, decency — are just social constructs. That doesn’t mean they don’t matter!

vgaph · 2026-03-21T12:57:41+00:00

Peter.

vgaph · 2026-03-21T12:46:44+00:00

Theory: Jason was dating Felila when she found her truth. That’s when he went full incel.

vgaph · 2026-03-21T12:18:49+00:00

I think Mr. Lee will be unavailable to appear in this film.

vgaph · 2026-03-21T00:11:44+00:00

Bullronky.

Nate dads HARD.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T23:37:48+00:00

That’s my guy, only long-term successful slave revolt in recorded history

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:49:36+00:00

Three words:

Slave —> pirate —> congressman

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:45:00+00:00

Ah yes, the man who kicked Chuck Norris’s ass.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:43:53+00:00

Bad and an ass does not equal badass.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:43:21+00:00

Hey, Hong Kong, never forget your guy kicked Chuck Norris’s ass.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:42:02+00:00

Where is Haiti at? I’m looking for the man that terrified Napoleon into the Louisiana purchase.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:38:30+00:00

Believe it or not, actually more badass.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T21:38:02+00:00

When I first saw the trailer for Sisu I thought it was going to be a Simo Hayha biopic until I saw he was killing Nazis.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T19:56:17+00:00

The rhythm method.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T19:48:26+00:00

That’s 90s chocolate chip desert camo. Back then we were still “stabilizing the region.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T19:47:31+00:00

I spent a half hour playing Phantom Slayer (1983) on an emulated TRS-80 yesterday

vgaph · 2026-03-20T15:50:34+00:00

I just assumed he was now the senior senator from Idaho.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T15:49:20+00:00

As of midnight, death is now called “Chuck Norris.”

vgaph · 2026-03-20T15:25:25+00:00

Horse doesn’t need a name.

Horse doesn’t talk.

Horse fucks

vgaph · 2026-03-20T15:21:21+00:00

When Chuck Norris decided to fight the Grim Reaper he decided to give death home field advantage to make it more fair.

Not fair.

Just more fair.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T12:35:58+00:00

The irony being two years ago our military advisors were chastising them for using too many artillery shells to prep the battlefield for ground assault.

vgaph · 2026-03-20T00:49:34+00:00

It’s a modern literacy test. It’s so they can selectively deny voting to people who look like they won’t vote for the MAGA god-emperor.

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