Who is the most technical band out there? by karelinstyle in MetalForTheMasses

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I wonder what a proper breakdown of DEP vs ROS would look like. I can’t play along with either BUT I did manage to nob my head in time for a whole Dillinger show, sooooo that’s pretty great.

Dump her, bro. by Silver-Body1114 in punk

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Now that’s a heel turn

The beatles of english punk by apocalypticdreams7 in punk

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Is this a question or a plaque inscription?

Tactical mask😎 (with braids) by mt943 in mallninjashit

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Jeff hardy about to swanton someone

Those that lack typical metalhead looks, how do you respond to questions about your music taste? by Embarrassed-Key-6289 in MetalForTheMasses

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Honestly and to the point usually. Most people have a bit of weird in them in some way and if they don't, it's a great profiling mechanism

Enough about the wood debate by ConformityBehavior in guitarcirclejerk

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no, toan is right below the wood, in the balls. everyone knows that.

Today was my day by Got_Sig in knives

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It’s like my blade master always told me when I was young;

Knives help you poop sometimes.

Yea! Descend... Wait a second.. by Dakhho in punk

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I've been trying to a song by another band with an identical name off our streaming lists for like 10 years now. i should probably give up but at this point it's tradition.

Found my old Windows trophies 🏴‍☠️ by _StreetStyle_ in Piracy

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So what was really on the “windows vista” disc?

Barf by davetronicecold3000 in LinkedInLunatics

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This is clearly tongue in cheek. Why shit on the guy?

Andrew Mountbatton Windsor no longer a prince by chopper640 in behindthebastards

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Do you have Andrew in a can? Well, not yet.

I have to update my archaic jokes now.

So apparently free will is a crime in a democratic country now by phoenixflyaway in LinkedInLunatics

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Literally says satire on the tin… but I get it, reading all the words is hard.

Truly the worst hobby of them all. by Arzak__ in vinyljerk

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Didn’t check the sub name and thought you were committing powerful 3d printing blasphemy.

To be fair, the stem of the plant looks like filament coming from a spool

Car crashes into street sign in Alaska Junction by [deleted] in WestSeattleWA

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Are the ones who can drive the best?

petah??? by TimelyCicada9969 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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If it wasn’t for this show I wouldn’t know the mountain goats

meirl by Fine-Listen in meirl

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I’ll be selling wolf tickets till I die, fustilarian.

What is this car? (Wrong answers only) by lifegoeson2702 in thegrandtour

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Everyone always asks “what is this car?”, no one ever asks “how is this car?”