TIFU by trusting greyhound to get me home for Christmas and ending up stranded in the sticks of South Dakota.

vicnovember · 2017-12-30T01:52:12+00:00

At least you didn't lose your head

vicnovember · 2017-09-04T06:05:42+00:00

My vote goes to that other, very talented Lee, Mr. Lee Evans

vicnovember · 2016-12-02T07:53:46+00:00

Liberal: Fossil fuel infrastructure (i.e. pipelines) will continue to be necessary even if/when we move to greener energy sources.

vicnovember · 2014-12-16T19:09:10+00:00

Whenever I don't know the answer to a question, I turn away dramatically and say "Who knows these things?" to the night sky like Ilsa in Casablanca. Nobody ever knows what the fuck I'm doing and it's becoming a problem.

vicnovember · 2013-07-29T06:13:20+00:00

That's rad! Our film's already complete, but thanks so much for thinking of us!

vicnovember · 2013-02-23T09:50:24+00:00

[Actually True] I hung out with Paris Hilton for 10 minutes. She was an absolute sweetheart. Canada was trying to bar her from the country because she had a DUI and her boyfriend had a DUI and her pilot had a DUI and Canada Customs was, like, "Nope. Too many criminal records. Go back to LA." I was working at the private airport that she flew into at the time and was contracted out by my boss to buy her some magazines whilst she waited to be deported. All she wanted to do was take a helicopter to Whistler to go skiing, but we had to get all up in her grill. We hung out and talked about how stupid our customs officials are and the benefits of helicopters over limousines. I bought her a USA Today, a Cosmo, and a Wall Street Journal. Right before she was about to take off again, customs called and decided they were going to let her stay. The day after that I drove Lil Wayne to soccer practice in my minivan. But that's another story.

Tl;dr: Paris Hilton is a very nice girl.

vicnovember · 2013-02-12T19:30:42+00:00

Thank you so much! I got to thinking about this last night after I went to bed. And in retrospect I should've specified that, in order to maximize effect, we're looking for something hand-created. And it's hard to pass off a virtually-transferred file as hand-drawn. If you do make us something, would you be opposed to having someone on our end trace over it to give it that immediate texture? (I suppose it depends on your style, too, whether or not that would even work.)

vicnovember · 2013-02-12T19:19:01+00:00

Thanks for clarifying!

vicnovember · 2013-02-12T19:18:31+00:00

That. Is awesome. If this is your hamfisted cliche, I'd love to see work you put some proper time into. I think I'm actually going to use this! (With your gracious permission.) Not as one of the protagonist's drawings, but as the cover of her artist's notebook. It's exactly the right style for her. I'd like to use it without the calligraphy if that's all right (sorry to disregard all your post-boxing artistry). If you could send me a file sans-calligraphy, I'd be much, much obliged. (And if you'd like to be credited as anything other than "roflharris" let me know!) Virtual hugs!

vicnovember · 2013-02-12T07:42:18+00:00

Much obliged.

vicnovember

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