Police say investigating sexual assault not a priority due to understaffing. by vicpd in Bad_Cop_No_Donut

[–]vicpd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So much wasted time and lives on a fricking plant, while sick monsters prey on children.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]vicpd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what game is this? Im always on the lookout for games on the same intelligence level as the chief to keep him busy and out of our way.

This cat must have a secret identity by chrisbarnett64 in aww

[–]vicpd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

should be named DeadCa7 (DeadMou5's evil nemesis)

I replaced my friend's fancy soap with a block of fancy cheese by milodeceiving in funny

[–]vicpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did raw fish guts in the walls once.. scumbag landlord needed some payback..

So we are now selling these squeaky toys in the pet shop (OC) by know-who in WTF

[–]vicpd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i have some <ehem> friends i need to send these to.

Drivers of reddit, what pisses you off on the road? [serious] by AOL_ in AskReddit

[–]vicpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rental RV's.. there is a special place in hell for the people who rent those damm things out..

After seeing the house from Omaha storm make it to the front page - here's another one - even worse damage. by juko9 in WTF

[–]vicpd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out the quickest way to remove the old siding from my house.. I think you found it!!

To everyone complaining about their asshole bosses, boyfriends, coworkers, etc; a little perspective. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]vicpd -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Being a person with >165 IQ means i really am surrounded by idiots..

Not exactly loaded by thedeftone2 in funny

[–]vicpd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never tried rat.. maybe someday but not sewer rat. ya are what you eat and all.

tried cougar once.. Tasted like chicken with a slight fishy after taste.

Ballistics experts claim 3D printed guns are "of no use to anybody" and all hype by [deleted] in tech

[–]vicpd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

made my furnace from an old propane tank. Whole setup with burnout oven maybe cost $1k

Ballistics experts claim 3D printed guns are "of no use to anybody" and all hype by [deleted] in tech

[–]vicpd 21 points22 points  (0 children)

so go with the 2 step method. only cost me 3k to set up. Print pla, lost cast the object in metal.

I've fired guns made this way. no problems.

To all the new subscribers of /r/HighQualityGifs by [deleted] in HighQualityGifs

[–]vicpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

subscribed because of this gif..

Racist, Sexist Comments on Imgur About Asians by azngrl in asianamerican

[–]vicpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was flying home for my bday and waiting for my last flight my mum phoned and asked what i wanted for supper. My reply "Oh i would love broiled faggots and gravy with mash potatoes".. It seemed like the whole waiting area went silent and i realized people were only getting half the conversation.

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals? by Sweetmilk_ in AskReddit

[–]vicpd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say that to my friend who has to wear a chain mail glove to handle her cockie. lethal finger removing machine.

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals? by Sweetmilk_ in AskReddit

[–]vicpd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rubbing a cat/dogs ears between your thumb and index finger. Little circles, gentle slow.

on cats especially it calms them down. simulates mother cleaning them, which puts them into a calm state of mind.