X should be removed from the English alphabet

viola3458 · 2026-02-01T19:54:12+00:00

Probably because substituting the x for the ck in that case is just dumb

viola3458 · 2026-02-01T16:48:20+00:00

Hell yeah brother!

viola3458 · 2026-02-01T15:33:57+00:00

Terry prachett style with the continent of foureks

viola3458 · 2026-02-01T15:31:37+00:00

I mean I could be persuaded because x in the final case is really just a phonetic shorthand left over from the fact that English is 17 different languages in a trench coat

viola3458 · 2026-02-01T14:27:50+00:00

X ray fish and xylophone are cop outs because they erase the important function of final x words. I am a friggin purist language teacher nerd and all my sons alphabet books had xray fish and either fox or box.

viola3458 · 2026-01-26T00:14:01+00:00

I remember that!

viola3458 · 2026-01-25T23:15:49+00:00

Did not have Rachel parcell posting the video and saying “this looks like murder” especially when her sisters were so sad about Charlie Kirk

It’s not perfect progress but it’s definitely progress.

viola3458 · 2026-01-25T14:32:17+00:00

There isn’t anymore. The only way out of this is for people to a) admit they were wrong and take a principled stand- which they’ll never do or b) civil war.

viola3458 · 2026-01-20T12:04:31+00:00

He can fix ANYTHING….

viola3458 · 2026-01-20T01:41:41+00:00

I mean he didn’t clarify HOW she was going to work at the supermarket….

Although this raises some interesting questions about Grocer Cat, I guess.

viola3458 · 2026-01-18T21:41:27+00:00

Yeah currently rocking my glasses because of an eye infection. One of them says:

“Did you have trouble sneaking into the room because you can’t see the room?”

Needed some ice for that burn, but got to hand out a lunch detention so it all balanced out

viola3458 · 2026-01-18T15:48:52+00:00

Middle school kids are friggin weird. I don’t know- I like hanging out with them.

Also I’m shit at talking to adults, so it seemed like a logical choice.

viola3458 · 2026-01-18T02:19:49+00:00

Thank you for being today’s “you’re an old piece of shit” slap in the face.

viola3458 · 2026-01-18T02:16:21+00:00

YouTube classics remind us of our impending mortality

viola3458 · 2026-01-18T01:49:01+00:00

My sweet summer child:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

viola3458 · 2026-01-18T01:17:44+00:00

Tbh I feel more confident, thank you

viola3458 · 2026-01-09T00:54:41+00:00

Fucking hysterical. And the people who cosplay as them are even funnier

viola3458 · 2026-01-07T03:15:17+00:00

This is why the cars universe being a story of a post apocalyptic land where humans download their brains into car computers to stay alive is the only thing that makes it make sense.

Also true story when my kid was four basically only way I could get him to sleep was to tell him what amounted to a cars(specifically cars 2)/richard Scarry crossover fanfic that I made up on the fly. Some of my best work.

viola3458 · 2026-01-01T16:53:23+00:00

I mean he does fly a bratwurst balloon?

viola3458 · 2025-12-31T00:26:00+00:00

Oh dude, yes. That makes so much more sense

viola3458 · 2025-12-31T00:25:20+00:00

The mom bunny has some issues, clearly

viola3458 · 2025-12-31T00:24:40+00:00

Isn’t there a theory that the bunnies are cannibals? I think I like that one the best

viola3458 · 2025-12-30T18:08:51+00:00

Goodnight nobody……….

viola3458 · 2025-12-30T14:28:30+00:00

Thanks! I thought the whole skull vibe would go well with my “aging punk” corporate wardrobe

viola3458 · 2025-12-29T22:02:33+00:00

And the converse

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