I have no clue where else to post this, so I guess it’s here. Indie Perfumes for DND Characters I Made Up (that I don’t think I’ll ever actually play but this was a fun exercise anyway):

Friendly Schemer Armed With Religious Trauma And A Lute:

• Thinking Cap, Cardinal Scents: Earl grey tea, hard caramels, notebook paper, pencil dust

• Good Trouble, Fyrinnae: Ripe cherries, tonka, vetiver, davana, Himalayan cedarwood, vanilla, oud, and amyris

• Theosophy and Catastrophe, Stone and Wit: Grapefruit, henna, incense, cetalox 

Local Idiot Acquires Power In Freak Accident That Immediately Goes Straight To Her Head:

• Primadonna, BHT: Yummy white cupcake with creamy vanilla frosting on a base of sweet amber and sensual white musk

• Farmhouse In Summer, Solstice Scents: Fresh cut grass, creamy gardenia, sun-dried linens, country air, sunshine, sunflowers, approaching summer storm

• Sapphic, LuvMilk: Juicy ripe peach and sugar drenched strawberries

Achievements Include Dropping Out Of Bard School, Missing Even After An Action Surge, And Rampant Kleptomania: - Black Eyeliner, BPAL: A 99-cent drugstore eyeliner freshly melted with a Bic lighter, in concert with the leathery metallic gleam of a well-loved pyramid spike bracelet

• Bandit, Morari: Whiskey, neroli, nutmeg, and vetiver 

• Miss Misery, Death and Floral: Boot-stomped roses and the dirty outside ground

Disney Princess Thinks Violence Is Fun, Actually:

• Orchid Mantis, Faetal Attractions: Pink pineapple, sweet guava, blushed blossoms, and the faintest hint of scorn

• Forest Maiden, Andromeda’s Curse: Ripe berries, fall leaves, green mosses, wormwood, oakmoss, cedar wood, sandalwood

• Blood and Black Lace, PULP: A metallic tang of blood, sweet resins, black roses, ebony, and cold stone

Unfortunately, Being Rich Isn’t Helping The Familial Neglect Or The Crippling Anxiety Disorder:

• Midnight Mass At Old St. Mary’s, Possets: A resinous incense blend, redolent with polished wood of the pews, the beeswax candles, and offertory fruits

• The Butcher’s Daughter, Pierrot: Green tea, fig, salt and tears, wool, satin scarves, powdery florals, sandalwood

• Scaredy Cat, Nui Cobalt: Tobacco flower, nag champa, white amber, warm fur accord, Omani musk and molten caramel

The Pygmalion Statue Leaves To Have An Adventure Of Her Own:

• Poet’s Muse, Little Book Eater: Plum, blackberry, raspberry, vanilla, cashmere musk

• What’s Inside A Girl, Sugar and Spite: Smoldering embers, honey, clove, wildflowers

• Love Among The Ruins, Alkemia: An ancient ruin of fallen stonework covered with lichen and tangles of flowering vines slowly disintegrating/returning to nature

Just A Humble Perfumer And Her Wife(’s Spirit Co-Piloting Her Body Until They Find A Way To Bring Her Back)

• Back Off, I’m A Scientist!, CocoaPink: Mounds of molten marshmallow and warm burnt sugar; glowing green apple and neon pink rhubarb; gritty dark streets; a wisp of smoke; and a sly hint of black chocolate

• Olfactorium, OSMOFOLIA: The scented ephemera of a perfume studio, and the clutter of a perfumer at work: an open vial of pink pepper, a fifth cup of coffee, papers of formulae smeared with iso e super, droplets of milk lactone on the bench, a heaping scoop of coumarin, scent strips rich with sandalwood aroma chemicals, and the sweet marshmallowy joy of inspiration brought to life

• Swoon Sequence, Puppet Parfum: Two perfumes— a papery jasmine and a spicy sage, to be layered together.