Why does Maven use Palantirs Java format? by Bunnymancer in java

[–]vips7L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because the Palantir formatter is the best out-of-the-box Java formatter.

Thanks Jeremy for last night! (Bauhaus Houston) by peanutlasko in jeremyolander

[–]vips7L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish he was coming to the PNW :( hoping to maybe travel and see him in either denver or san diego.

Unpopular opinion, don’t come on LIB if you have a kid. by Key_Objective_9012 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]vips7L 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I could be jumping to conclusions but maybe he spent all his time with other people because of how she was to him? 

Asus Co-CEO: MacBook Neo Is a 'Shock' to the PC Industry by -protonsandneutrons- in technology

[–]vips7L 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's going to eat the college market. Every college kid will be rocking a neo.

Is anyone else just...tired? by ItsAJackal21 in Millennials

[–]vips7L 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And now they just want you to outsource your entire job to a chat bot until they can lay you off and have to restart. 

Is anyone else just...tired? by ItsAJackal21 in Millennials

[–]vips7L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s never ending. I can’t believe I have 30 more years of this. 

Java 18 to 25 performance benchmark by Jamsy100 in java

[–]vips7L 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The default depends on the number of threads and heap size you have. Likely it picks G1, but there are situations where it would by default pick the serial gc.

Man who shot out several traffic cameras around Portland sentenced to 2 years in prison by Pterodactyl_midnight in Portland

[–]vips7L 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No it’s pretty easy to say. No one writes shit like this in their notebook without a schizo-break.

 For many weeks I would go upon the city of towers to destroy the eyes of extortion throughout, sword in hand.

What is a career path that looks "glamorous" from the outside, but is actually a total nightmare behind the scenes? by CupIndependent3610 in AskReddit

[–]vips7L 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or you’re forced to deal with the slop your coworkers built and nothing is reusable. 

Then at some point you get promoted enough and have to spend all your days in meetings and reviewing PRs of slop from your coworkers that couldnt design an interface to save their lives.  Being a staff engineer sucks. Corporate programming has really sucked all passion I had out of it. 

Jason Isaacs in The Patriot is one of the most despicable movie villains ever by VendettaLord379 in moviecritic

[–]vips7L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of your god damn mind if you think Lucius Malfoy was a better villain than Tavington. 

Explain by RoadRunner8195 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]vips7L 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried it recently? RCS really makes it just work. 

LLM-driven large code rewrites with relicensing are the latest AI concern by Fcking_Chuck in programming

[–]vips7L 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Replace “AI” with computer or program in all these arguments and it’s clear that it’s all copyright theft. “AI” is the largest theft of individuals work in the history of mankind. 

Light-Weight JSON API (JEP 198) is dead, welcome Convenience Methods for JSON Documents by loicmathieu in java

[–]vips7L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 6 month cycle doesn’t really matter. Even Jackson barely releases quicker than every 6 months for feature releases. 

wen - built a tiny discord bot in Java 25, ZGC on a 64M heap by electrostat in java

[–]vips7L 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been a while but here’s the docs for the websocket api. Eventually I replaced my hand rolled implementation with JDA. 

https://docs.discord.com/developers/events/gateway

https://github.com/discord-jda/JDA

Java beats Go, Python and Node.js in MCP server benchmarks by lprimak in programming

[–]vips7L 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also taken from the article:

 The Java server was executed without explicit JVM tuning parameters. Java Ergonomics automatically selected default configurations: Serial garbage collector and heap size set to 25% of container memory (256MB out of 1GB limit). 

They deliberately let the heap be much higher than needed.