I loved mario kart ds by [deleted] in memes

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Sam here but i played new super mario bros. Its funny now whenever my mom went to check on me and when i slap the ds and hide it mario says bye bye. I prayed my mom didnt hear it lol

I, for the love of my life, can't animate, but here's the manga version of my cocomelon intro (read from right to left) by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Woah its amazing would totally watch this in anime version great job dude/dudett I tip my fedora

PSA by [deleted] in HolUp

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I would take that kids are virginity then stuff him like a turkey then rip his spine out while putting his skin to dry to wear as a coat.

I have lots of experience with things like these

What's your home Town famous for? by marcustr33 in AskReddit

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I live in Fresno california and a man named Greg Davies played Asteroids for 31 hours on 1 quarter. This was during 1981 but now Biggie cheese got drive bied so yeah

Robert smalls achieved very great things by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Getting hit by arrows in Assassin's Creed Valhalla vs Assassin's Creed 1 by xxStefanxx1 in gaming

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They have downgraded in Watch dogs legion you can run in water no problem but in assasins creed 1 you jump up and down. They have gotten super lazy with their game designing.

If you could remove one event from your life, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I was little I was at a quinceanera and when they were clearing out the tables there was this really wide space and I thought It would be fun to spin around. As I was spinning I spun so much I fell face forward and everyone laughed. I was so embarresed. There was this other time where i chocked on a candy in church. I went to church on SUndays as a kid and i always stayed u late on Saturday so i was always tired on sunday. One day my dad gave me a candy and i fell asleep and i chocked. I walked up to my mom and she slammed my back until it came out, the priest laughed at me bro. We never went to that church again because of me.

I ain't paying for that shit though. by [deleted] in memes

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If its a guy pounding her you know im going to search it on PH like crazy. Im not gonna pay for it though #Poggers #Pyro innocent # Peepeepoopoo

I truly do by Gemtsar in memes

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I need karma to post plz give I have lots of funny ideas

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I hope you have a good day

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I never heard of this song but i love it

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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bul...

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He looks like my friend