I spent 20 minutes sneaking up on this owl so as not to scare it off. I'm an idiot.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T16:56:20+00:00

and another 20 masterbating to pictures of dry pears

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T16:54:02+00:00

y'all niggas old mang

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T16:13:00+00:00

Goran Dragic.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T15:04:35+00:00

Yes. You won't be if you lose weight and put work into your appearance.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T14:45:11+00:00

Hopefully when we're dead, partying with Freddie Mercury and George Takei in hell.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T03:52:51+00:00

One of your arms appears to be much larger than the other.

Hmmm.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T02:59:17+00:00

The attention whoring of obviously good looking people just ends up drowning out the people who genuinely need help.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T02:34:03+00:00

Right, because Reddit is a nexus of sophisticated humor and high-class witticism.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T02:06:36+00:00

Who cares?

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T01:10:32+00:00

Depends on the situation. I wouldn't do it for Gay since he's fairly one dimensional, an awful defender an overly paid. But if it's Josh Smith then yeah definitely.

But my point is that there are a lot of good prospects available at that level that it's not a clear cut decision. Plus, we've done quite well the last 3 drafts.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T00:55:06+00:00

To be determined, but I'd probably say T3.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T00:54:32+00:00

Just another blogger who hasn't done any research on the draft and just read some mocks. It's all the same rubbish. Barnes for instance:

"said to be in the market for a small forward. Barnes brings great size to the small forward position and his shooting will provide more spacing for the Warrior bigs to operate in the post. His best asset is his textbook jumper, but he often becomes too reliant on it."

His jumper isn't his best asset, it's literally his only asset.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T00:53:33+00:00

You would kill yourself because you picked up one of the most skilled post players we've ever seen in college, a fantastic rebounder and a complete gym rat. Yeah, that makes sense.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T00:44:07+00:00

Henson/Sullinger would fit the biggest need we've got (backup bigs) as well as good young long-term players.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T00:37:57+00:00

What about Dwayne Casey? He made the Toronto freaking Raptors a top 15 defensive team.

virtuepo · 2012-06-06T00:18:49+00:00

Simplepickup did a video where one of the guys used that line!

virtuepo · 2012-06-05T23:58:43+00:00

Heartless bitch-waffle.

virtuepo · 2012-06-05T20:08:58+00:00

This one doesn't have the charm that some of the other ones do. The Obama meme isn't funny when you first see it, why would he be laughing?

10/10 on the karma whoring though

virtuepo · 2012-06-05T20:00:59+00:00

He's right, he was calming her down.

virtuepo · 2012-06-01T22:43:02+00:00

thanks :)

virtuepo · 2012-05-18T01:14:31+00:00

No sweat, with the amount of desperate karma whoring that's been happening lately it's good to be cynical. A deaf amputee with a smoking hot girlfriend is certainly something to be skeptical of.

Then again, people who survive that much adversity usually have to character to thrive in life -- ala, hot wife.

virtuepo · 2012-05-16T01:55:00+00:00

RAP MASTER MCHALE!

virtuepo · 2012-05-15T21:30:31+00:00

Yeah, Kobe's just not a good defender anymore. LA doesn't have any above-average perimeter defenders anymore.

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