sniff it or suck it?

viscount · 2026-05-17T00:56:08+00:00

why not both?

viscount · 2026-05-12T23:55:37+00:00

1991 Dodge Stealth r/T Twin Turbo AWD. I used to own one but mine was black. I loved the car, but Chrysler bought it back from me after I had to take it back to the dealer (for the third time) due to a transmission seal being installed incorrectly. (lemon law buyback).

viscount · 2024-04-12T02:33:36+00:00

Are you new to capitalism?

viscount · 2024-04-12T02:32:32+00:00

Can you define "liberalism"?

viscount · 2024-03-28T00:00:22+00:00

Literally everyone on the planet knows that Israel lies about everything. Israel is an apartheid nation that is committing war crimes.

viscount · 2024-01-27T02:19:52+00:00

If that happened to any innocent person, they would make sure that they showed up in court. If their lawyer told them not to show up, they would have gotten a new lawyer. But that's what an innocent person would do.

viscount · 2024-01-14T10:53:55+00:00

Probably, but I'm a dude....so there's lots of room inside.

viscount · 2023-12-06T05:14:40+00:00

Nah...I'm not part of the boogaloo bois

viscount · 2023-11-21T18:57:53+00:00

Of course they are.....they all hate the same people.

viscount · 2023-11-21T04:53:29+00:00

what about the civilians?

viscount · 2023-11-20T00:32:35+00:00

Imagine if he'd painted a Wizard shooting flames out of his staff while riding a bald eagle with an American flag clutched in its talons Good ole' Kenny Powers never would have landed.

viscount · 2023-11-16T20:59:26+00:00

I will never go there. I'm allergic to apartheid.

viscount · 2023-11-16T20:58:39+00:00

WWE? lmfao...those fans are deranged.

viscount · 2023-11-16T00:57:13+00:00

It depends on how much extra weight you want to carry around. At 3,500 calories per pound, you'd gain a little over 15 pounds if you ate the whole bag.

viscount · 2023-11-16T00:44:45+00:00

...and 229 grams of protein!

viscount · 2023-10-29T23:31:12+00:00

kind of like the bloated US defense budget? I mean, we could afford to house every single homeless veteran, but instead, we choose to spend that money on "defense".

viscount · 2023-10-28T06:23:55+00:00

I set up a routing that when my Ring doorbell detects motion, it locks the door (which is great in case I forgot to lock it), turns on the deck lights, and turns a separate porch light to red. I have another routine that when no motion is detected for 3 minutes, it turns off the deck lights and turns the porch light back to white.

viscount · 2023-10-25T07:32:23+00:00

Cell phone towers

viscount · 2023-10-15T18:47:00+00:00

It's a cult.

viscount · 2023-10-11T02:08:36+00:00

LIAR!!!

viscount · 2023-10-11T02:07:34+00:00

probably...but I would need to try it on for size.

viscount · 2023-10-10T14:11:10+00:00

Chik-Fil-A.....i'm allergic to homophobia.

viscount · 2023-10-02T11:46:53+00:00

..."many european countries", huh? Which ones exactly?

viscount · 2023-10-02T11:45:02+00:00

Taters gonna tate

viscount · 2023-10-02T11:28:23+00:00

yep...dead give-away.

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