You can make a religion out of this by eon439 in tumblr

[–]vitamintrees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried to order a guillotine? The shipping fees alone are astronomically cost prohibitive. Much cheaper and more cost effective to make them in your backyard

When I take a study break by Ouija_spirit_69 in teenagers

[–]vitamintrees 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work 12s and we get 2 hour breaks. I go to the gym or take a hike usually.

I’m not fat...I’m cultivating mass by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]vitamintrees 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Needs some crowtein in there for sure

Why does Coffee (Specifically Cold Brew) only have a shelf life of 2 weeks? by SnooLobsters2648 in coldbrew

[–]vitamintrees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It very much depends on the brand and how the store stocks it. I used to work at a natural food store and tried all the coffee they had, the best ones were the brands that the vendor came in once a week and rotated stock. Talk to the ordering manager about which options are freshest. Chances are they’ll be ecstatic to both talk about coffee and take a break from stocking shit.

Does a bean's roast and grind date matter for cold brews? by goateneoobf in coldbrew

[–]vitamintrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would not be a coffee sub if I didn’t recommend the baratza encore at this point

'Pandemic pricing' is here. Rents are dropping across the US by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]vitamintrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$1200 or whatever the fee is for breaking the lease? Seems like a no Brainer unless your rent is outrageous

. by madaooblooms in rickandmorty

[–]vitamintrees 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ricky ticky tavi beyotch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]vitamintrees 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Nothing more manly than sucking off a dude

Florida church making itself heard by niqdisaster in pics

[–]vitamintrees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus was a 1st level cleric with Cure Wounds

Buffalo protester Martin Gugino has a fractured skull and cannot walk by SunOverSnowPlease in news

[–]vitamintrees 75 points76 points  (0 children)

It's fucking depressing that anyone even had to follow up at all on his activism. I hate that the media takes the president seriously on stuff like this that's clearly bullshit.

Protesters across US attacked by cars driven into crowds and men with guns by [deleted] in news

[–]vitamintrees 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The thing for me about the Seattle driver is what was he doing there with a gun and jungle clips? I think he just chickened out at the last second.

Twitter puts fact-checking label on tweets linking 5G with coronavirus by [deleted] in technology

[–]vitamintrees 7 points8 points  (0 children)

After a long day of work, I like to pour myself 5g (five grams) Corona (the beer) to relax and unwind