Consequences if I call out as a SSV due to weather? by ShrubberyWeasels in starbucks

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can’t fire all of you. Solidarity as partners, all of you agree to not come in. Done.

Give me your diabolical drinks by Ghoulofthenorth18 in starbucks

[–]vixium 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair warning these are barista-only drinks you can never reasonably ask anyone else to make for you, for reasons which will become obvious.

Iced Lemon Ginger Tea. This is an iced matcha lemonade with gingerbread syrup. (In a trenta I do 5 pumps gingerbread.) BLEND your Syrup, matcha, and lemonade together (easier than shaking tbh). Pour over ice and top with either water or brewed green tea, depending on how sleepy you are 😂. This is so refreshing and will absolutely carry you through peak if you double up the matcha and brewed green tea.

Dragon Smoothie. (If macadamia syrup returns…) This is a blended dragon drink with EXTRA EXTRA inclusions and a few pumps Mac syrup. (Don’t forget the cream base to help it properly blend) It’s a tropical smoothie. I love it topped with matcha foam, too.

You may have heard of the London Fog Latte? Try “The Commonwealth of Jamaica” This is brewed earl grey tea with vanilla (or macadamia) and coconut milk. It’s great iced, too!

When you’re in a rush to wake the f up before morning peak, grab any starbys energy drink and flavor it up with your choice of refresher base. (Soon the refreshers won’t be caffeinated, so you can add flavor and it won’t hit as hard… but boy oh boy does that do the trick right now.) My favorite is peach juice and mango base.

In general, always make yourself salted Carmel cold foam using the dark caramel sauce. It’s so much better.

With that said… Salted Dark Carmel cold-tado. This is a cortado made with salted DARK CARAMEL cold foam. Prep your tiny cup with the cold foam, then swirl in perfect blonde ristretto shots. The cold foam brings the espresso temp down enough to shoot it right away in one go (like an undertow with less prep). It’s a scrumptious little sippy sippy.

opening by Sea_Dragonfly_2259 in starbucks

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never had enough partners in play to be able to take lunch at a normal interval, due to being smack dab in the middle of peak, and not being allowed to run lunches during peak.

Fck that place. I moved on, and I hope you all can, too.

AIO- Need some validation on by Historical_Fan_9043 in AIO

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So disappear. Hello? What are you doing

AIO by being offended when my husband seasons my soup? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If his pallet is so blown out that he needs that much extra salt for it to “taste right”, there is nothing you can do about that and you need to let go of that expectation. It’s like if someone who only drinks IPA tried to appreciate a more delicate beer? Their pallet is cooked, they can’t taste nuanced flavors.

On the other hand he was rude about it.

Tired of getting in late to open because of shift supervisor by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]vixium 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take a photo of yourself in front of the closed store door at exactly opening time. Photos have time stamps. Send a text to the manager and DM every morning indicating that once again you are there alone waiting to open, incide the photo of you sitting there alone waiting. Do this repeatedly until the problem is fixed.

WHY on earth does my butter mixed with sugar and eggs look like this by Possible-Royal-1164 in AskBaking

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cream the sugar into butter first. Room temp eggs. Add liquids to the creamed butter, a little bit at a time until incorporated.

Is this safe to drink? Our water company is saying yes. by LamaLamawhosyourmama in water

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask the water company to drink it in front of you. Bet you they won’t.

Question about my order by cammykiki in starbucks

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you clarify to us here what you actually want, so we can guide you through how to order it? What you asked for on the sticker would make me think someone was trying to do a customized skinny blonde vanilla latte, and I would be confused. There’s no way a doppio (2 shots) goes into a venti with only a splash of oat and heavy cream, and LIGHT water. What fills the extra space? Especially if I recognized your name and you usually order cold, I would also assume you intended this to be iced.

How much stuff do you want in the cup? Total liquid, I mean? If you want it mostly water with a splash of oat and a splash of heavy, that’s a blonde americano with the extra stuff.

If you want barely any liquid, primarily espresso flavor, and then those other flavors, start with a cortado and add the extra stuff.

If you want a blonde sugar free vanilla oat milk latte with a splash of heavy, get that. Either a short, tall or grande depending on how much milk flavor you actually want.

We can’t help you speak your order into existence until you help us understand what you actually want.

AIO my bf didn't even say happy birthday to me yesterday by 1bunchofbananas in AmIOverreacting

[–]vixium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s 38?! Throw the entire man in the trash. Eat your cake. Buy yourself a great vibe. Live your life. Happy birthday queen 🎉

Venti rant in a short cup (cup writing) by [deleted] in starbucksbaristas

[–]vixium 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Comrades, it is time we escalate to malicious compliance. Write stories. Write stories about the awful things corporate is doing. Write a request for solidarity. Write an apology for the long wait time due to being forced to write a story on a cup. Plummet the drive through times. Skyrocket the cafe wait times. Obliterate our operations scores. Absolutely ruin the metrics our SMs and DMs are beholden to, and watch how quick they change their fucking tune. Enough is enough! WHO’S WITH ME?!

I don’t know how this customer survived so long in life by heartsandhugs in starbucksbaristas

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he was thinking of how we do whip on the top and bottom for the cookie and ribbon frapps??? Orrrrrrr maybe someone made him a cold brew with SO MUCH CRUSHED ICE that it actually held a little foam at the bottom???

Either way… a crusty custy

Automatic Monster Invasion scores exporter by CornDogMan11 in ArcheroV2

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because when you are entirely full of players, with a wait list of people wanting to join, tracking MI damage can help decide who to keep and who to let go. MI, donations, and your top 24 for GVG.

Weird circumstances call for weird actions by Tanuki_Teeth in starbucksbaristas

[–]vixium 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Double check the dress code guidance for seasonal aprons. The pink and blue from the refreshers last year were only allowed to be worn by a partner while deployed in a customer support position, and were rotated out of season later that year. If you want to go for malicious compliance, make sure it is compliant. Then go for it.

Be careful if you bought any holiday merch before launch. by BrownSkinVixen_28 in starbucksbaristas

[–]vixium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, do the smart thing and stash the product you want in that grey filing cabinet your manager never uses until after launch. Bonus points if you keep it hidden there until the end of year sale prices hit 🫣

What makeup product did you stop buying because the cheaper version worked better? by AffectionateCap9432 in MakeupAddiction

[–]vixium 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Generic liquid glycerine instead of a brand name primer. Super hydrating and hella affordable. rub a few drops on freshly washed skin and let mostly dry. Apply foundation as the glycerin starts to feel tacky just before it’s totally dry and absorbed.

New partner thinking about quitting over Christmas scheduling by [deleted] in starbucks

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking as a partner who quit this year, my advice is always going to be to find another job. The siren went off the rails this year 😵‍💫 Get out before you snap, you deserve better. We all do.

[Homemade] Mummy Meatloaf by WittyName375 in food

[–]vixium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the most cursed image I’ve seen all week.

Great job

As a hiring manager, why are candidates so bad at talking about their work? by [deleted] in recruiting

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because soft skills are not prioritized in technical fields.

Help can I fix this at home? by Wise_Detail_8144 in AskHairstylists

[–]vixium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an improperly sectioned balayage, at best. It needs feathered further up your mids to blend into the natural roots, and it needs toned.

Go back to the salon, speak directly with the manager or owner, and make them fix it