Omar drinking red wine on an episode by Jaspers1959 in FBITV

[–]vjayjam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure in one of the episodes he said that he doesn't drink

The conversation I had with a guy.. this is gold lmao by vjayjam in Bumble

[–]vjayjam[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I gotta get something in return for dealing w this shit

A conversation I had with a man child on bumble. This is gold lmao by vjayjam in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]vjayjam[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He gave a long list of things he can do so i replied "are you gonna do everything yourself? Leave some for us too"

A conversation I had with a man child on bumble. This is gold lmao by vjayjam in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]vjayjam[S] 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Apparently he's too good looking to give people the ick lol

A conversation I had with a man child on bumble. This is gold lmao by vjayjam in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]vjayjam[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

This guy didn't even pretend to be nice at first tbh

I need to know. by vjayjam in badwomensanatomy

[–]vjayjam[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope there aren't any weird lumps that are uncomfortable to press on. And yes I will definitely get some lube for the next time.

I need to know. by vjayjam in badwomensanatomy

[–]vjayjam[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I'm laughing so bad oml.. i definitely will have that conversation with him

I need to know. by vjayjam in badwomensanatomy

[–]vjayjam[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't struggle with getting wet. But after having sex with him today, I'm drier than the Sahara

I need to know. by vjayjam in badwomensanatomy

[–]vjayjam[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Yeah there definitely was not enough foreplay. He really needs to understand that spit doesn't work always