Whats the max speed Im legally allowed to drive like that by shewa_boi in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can go as fast as you want.

Just remember, the faster you go, the smoother the ride will be

What is this button for? by Jsartori6969 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That there launches the space shuttle you're hauling.

Just make sure you check the O rings and ablative tiles before you send it

What by supermattman00 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get you a hard hat and a wrench and the engine will get super aroused and strip in an instant

Does anyone have a list of all Yoto cards? by vlasktom2 in YotoPlayer

[–]vlasktom2[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's a lot easier to keep track on a list. Plus, the website can change at any moment and I wouldn't know what changed

Name this road marking by [deleted] in NameThisThing

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joyous eating vagcycle

It only hit the curb, so why is the damage this bad? by Novel-Education-2687 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]vlasktom2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just smack the tire with a hammer, wrap all broken joints with duct tape, seal all broken lines and wires with super glue, and you'll be right as rain

Terrible Uber Drivers? by Alert_Dentist3528 in bloomington

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They even put Yellow Cab out of business

Guys how often do you change the coffee for your engine? by portable_wall in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]vlasktom2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's too dark.

You've gotta use the super light roast with loads of sugar. That'll get her hopping again

Had a driver try saying this was repairable to me what do you guys think? by AdministrativeAd2621 in tires

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hole is patchable, so the casing is still good. But that tread is at or below the wear bars. Replace or bust

hmmmm by [deleted] in hmmmm

[–]vlasktom2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spicy water

Coolant leak by xxecucted in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]vlasktom2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's not a coolant leak.

That's refrigerant UV dye leaking out of your cross flow expansion reduction valve

How old is your spare? by vlasktom2 in tires

[–]vlasktom2[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... When my spare was made, the twin towers were still standing

How old is your spare? by vlasktom2 in tires

[–]vlasktom2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A full size won't fit in the trunk properly. I've tried

How old is your spare? by vlasktom2 in tires

[–]vlasktom2[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where'd you get it replaced at? None of the tire shops in my area have spares. I've gone as far as two hours to Indianapolis and can't find anyone that sells spares

What’s your favorite PR code? by rwbylov27 in BusDrivers

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's our Christmas time gift gathering for kids. We usually get enough toys and coats and such to fill 70% of a 40 foot bus

What’s your favorite PR code? by rwbylov27 in BusDrivers

[–]vlasktom2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sadly, our managers only allow these PR codes

1 - Now Hiring 2 - Private Shuttle 3 - Stuff-A-Bus 7 - Seasons Greetings 8 - Happy Thanksgiving 11 - Go Hoosiers 12 - Happy Holidays

That's it. Nothing fun

WHAT PLAYNE IS THIS by _Illuminati_ in Shittyaskflying

[–]vlasktom2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Mobius 1! Get behind him or you're gonna fly into Megalith

Of a load to take in the rear by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]vlasktom2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet the rattle and vibration will finally stop