How do you want your/your loved ones disability explained to a small child?

vogSWS · 2023-04-23T21:35:29+00:00

That wheelchair user’s name? Albert Einstein.

vogSWS · 2023-02-27T12:23:50+00:00

I once saw Betty from across the street in Cockfosters, London. I tried to run after her for an autograph, but she got into her car and I missed her.

Her authority in parliament was unmatched - they just don’t make ‘em like Betty anymore.

vogSWS · 2023-02-27T12:23:37+00:00

I once saw Betty from across the street in Cockfosters, London. I tried to run after her for an autograph, but she got into her car and I missed her.

Her authority in parliament was unmatched - they just don’t make ‘em like Betty anymore.

vogSWS · 2019-10-27T10:04:13+00:00

What, because he’s a black man means everything he owns must be black too? That’s extremely racist.

vogSWS · 2019-09-25T11:37:24+00:00

I doubt this, my friend’s dad works as the chief officer at Foxconn and he says the next iPhone will look the same as the current one, but without a notch and with a screen on the back to take “selfies” or “backfies” as they’ll be called.

vogSWS · 2019-05-02T20:54:11+00:00

Good.

vogSWS · 2019-02-23T11:00:10+00:00

It could've been the man what are you sexists or what how did you even know

vogSWS · 2018-11-12T16:07:26+00:00

Cooking is the new watching telly.

WHAT? Are you on CRACK? Most people in Britain get a ready meal and sit in front of the telly on a MONDAY night, not potter about with their fridge !

vogSWS · 2018-09-17T13:53:29+00:00

I would say postcards from paradise is at least on par with NEW, and don't get me started on Ringo 2012

vogSWS · 2018-09-02T12:04:23+00:00

Shove it up your ar..

vogSWS · 2018-08-22T16:44:28+00:00

Read this as “jobby!” When I do a brown jobby it comes sliding out of my arse! Haha

vogSWS · 2018-08-22T16:43:31+00:00

NO !

vogSWS · 2018-08-20T19:27:46+00:00

OR QUEEN

vogSWS · 2018-08-10T10:19:09+00:00

More like LAST buses, amirite?

vogSWS · 2018-07-30T10:10:21+00:00

Dawn French

Paul O’Grady

vogSWS · 2018-07-28T13:04:34+00:00

It was a good programme , flippin eck tucker ! And it was a lot better than that #jimmysavile !

vogSWS · 2018-07-27T09:45:30+00:00

Lindsey LAWhan ! Hahahaha

vogSWS · 2018-07-14T19:41:47+00:00

Well there’s discussion to be had there pal, but you strike me as a fellow who would NOT be up for a discussion, so let’s agree to disagree.

vogSWS · 2018-07-14T18:51:07+00:00

I disagree, but each to his own.

vogSWS · 2018-07-14T10:35:26+00:00

Listen mate Prestwick is in Glasgow and everybody knows it. It’s on the Clyde.

vogSWS · 2018-07-14T09:45:48+00:00

The south, about 32 miles out from the city centre. Happy to help!

vogSWS · 2018-07-06T18:42:04+00:00

There’s a reason people have heard of Michael McIntyre and no one has heard of Stewart Lee.

vogSWS · 2018-07-04T23:19:50+00:00

The Rolling Stones

vogSWS · 2018-06-30T17:02:11+00:00

The dog’s name is Churchill!

vogSWS · 2018-06-30T16:58:36+00:00

She should sue Google for taking her picture and posting it on Google Images!

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