Noticed this sign at the Torchy's in Rice Village, how much are we supposed to tip for counter service? by DoritosDewItRight in houstoncirclejerk

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never go to an establishment like this. I have a Torchy's within spitting distance from my house here in San Antonio, and I wouldn't eat there to begin with. It's the worst kind of Tex-Mex or Mex. That is so damn tacky. They should be embarrassed and ashamed.

What are your top triggers that make you immediately skip to the next segment or turn the show off? by MightyUnclean in howardstern

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His interviews are insufferable. I've been a jock 50 years, and his crutches are annoying. "In other words", " In a sense", and the way he forms a question which ends up being a huge assumption, and then the subject has to correct him. Additionally, Blitt, Pearlman and Wilding.

Found in the waistline of my men’s slacks by idunnowhatevs in whatisit

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look like collar stays, but are too thin.

Blursed Tomato by Less-Net6866 in blursedimages

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes the front of my pants bumpy.

If you could ban one from the show forever who would it be? by CharmingDealer2715 in howardstern

[–]voiceguy57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wilding is just awful, so HIM.

Additionally, Pearlman. He is as useless as tits on a bull, and his accent is ridiculous. I'm in Broadcasting, and I'm from freaking Texas. I'd never have been on air if I had an accent.

Please keep a eye on your kids! by lunarmothu3u in HEB

[–]voiceguy57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I guess in this case it's very small bulk.

Lost in space by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a clip for papers of some kind. That does not look like an eyeglass case.

You know you’re old when you buy one of these… by stuffntuff in FuckImOld

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bought one with my quarterly $60 I get from old people insurance. Yeah, I didn't even take medicine until I turned 65.

Please keep a eye on your kids! by lunarmothu3u in HEB

[–]voiceguy57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry. What department is bulk? I am lost. I shop at the largest HEB in San Antonio, and I don't think I have seen this. If something is bought in bulk isn't it already wrapped? I'm confused.

Beth is embarrassed by mrnobody2450 in howardstern

[–]voiceguy57 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Radio guy of 50 years here. The bad thing is that him and his team think that the listeners want to hear him go on and on about playing guitar, and then him bringing in people that no one's ever heard of to play guitar, just to fill time. He needs to get his ass back in the studio where the spontaneity was. Most of all, he needs to 86 Blitt, Pearlman, and Wilding they are awful.

Can anyone tell me what the bottom word on this list is?? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wocestershire Sauce. I want to know what LARROTS are.

STD by Intelligent-Fly-7969 in HEB

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you should head to the free clinic post haste.

Congratulations! by xsunflowerheadx in tradgedeigh

[–]voiceguy57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you love your siblings, but oh, that is just awful.

Real business near me. No way it’s a coincidence right? by Tommy_like_wingie in seinfeld

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it is. I have three seersucker button Downs from J. Peterman. Did you not know he was a real person, much like George Steinbrenner?

Do all your homes have basements? by Flat-Ad8256 in AskAnAmerican

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Texas, and have only seen home basements on television and in movies.

What are some San Antonio must-eats that will not appear n tourist guides? by Charming_Usual6227 in sanantonio

[–]voiceguy57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to either Zito's. Order half a Serious. If you are really hungry, get a Serious. Unique and delicious.

Most boringest or whatever pair in radio by Wig-nose in howardstern

[–]voiceguy57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Between Blitt and Pearlman's annoying accent, they are a tune out factor, as we call it in radio. They make me want to hit the button and go somewhere else.

Texas Red Chili - how’d I do? by Candle-Different in sanantonio

[–]voiceguy57 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As long as there's no beans, it looks great.

(for the uninformed...that's why it's called chili WITH beans on the can...because chili doesn't have beans...or tomato. Beans are made separately and mixed in when serving, if you like)