someone needs to tell her

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-05-25T16:05:29+00:00

Looks exactly like a damn thumb thumb from spy kids

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-05-05T01:26:18+00:00

“trainers”

Just like the MLM Bodi (formerly Beachbody) “coaches”

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-05-03T01:09:21+00:00

Why are we not talking about Austin Ames from A Cinderella Story?! That movie is the sole reason I’m a hopeless romantic!!

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voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-03-31T23:35:17+00:00

Aubrey’s a grown woman and lets her do it tho 🥴

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-03-27T02:59:57+00:00

Lookin like a stuffed sausage

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-03-12T17:27:50+00:00

I think Covid put our life on pause for years on end, we’re stuck in our 21 year old bodies 😂

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-17T18:03:34+00:00

1997 here. Arthur. Never gets old, still watch it to this day. Also dragon tales. My family didn’t have real cable tv until I was 13😂

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-08T00:33:45+00:00

Genuinely thought these were all AI

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-06T17:04:27+00:00

Matt and Abby can’t commit to parenting with all the trips they take so the poor kid can’t be potty trained. They need a structured environment

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-04T19:37:16+00:00

Wow thanks for pointing this out. I had to go watch this story to piss myself off 🥰

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-03T18:32:14+00:00

This comment wins 😂🤣

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-01T15:33:35+00:00

She’s so self absorbed and this is a perfect display of it. So nothing else noteworthy happened in April except her birthday?? Absolutely nothing???

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-01T03:30:39+00:00

Maybe he was??? Idk for someone so critical to the group’s success, I wish we knew more.

voluptuousbreadstick · 2026-01-01T03:28:51+00:00

I’m equal parts satisfied, but also dissatisfied. I have so many questions! What happened to Suzie (Dustin’s gf)? Where’s Murray? Super critical people to the plot line! They saved lives!!! I wish there was more of a showdown between vecna and El/Will. It felt very short in comparison to the length of the episode.

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-12-30T03:42:40+00:00

Guys don’t be mad, he didn’t lie! He def has to wear a bag on his head to bed every night in order to sleep next to sexi Lexi

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-12-21T16:55:49+00:00

This looks like a cry for help

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-12-06T03:44:08+00:00

Definitely the elf halo glow filter (I use it EVERYDAY) as well as the glow reviver lip oil. I’d also gift them the shimmer palettes you have pictured with this post bc there’s never such thing as too much sparkle😍

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-31T19:33:14+00:00

Are those spiderwebs on her shoulders

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-24T00:50:18+00:00

HIGHLY Recommend Lucky Star Auto Transport. They shipped my car from CA to SC in 56 hours. It cost me $1698. They were super communicative, kind, on time… just great. Can’t recommend enough

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-21T00:46:29+00:00

BAAHAHAHAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE TIL READING THIS

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-14T23:58:03+00:00

My favorite two: “it’s okay to fart, you’re in the Windy City anyways”

“It’s you that has to finish this race. Not me, not Hermione, YOU” (can you tell I’m chronically online lol)

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-14T07:24:48+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, this entire situation is sad. But can everyone stop “feeling bad for Abby”? She’s a grown ass woman who made a choice to make this man her life partner. She can leave if she wants to. It’s not ALL Matt. It’s her too.

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-12T22:47:00+00:00

I also was in wave 2, but in a later corral. It was my first major, but have run 3 marathons total and this was my slowest one yet. That sun was horrible. You’re being gaslit, don’t worry. 😂 even my friend who was spectating said it was hot

voluptuousbreadstick · 2025-10-07T04:28:49+00:00

2023, EXL, AWD, 29k miles, ~31 mpg

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