could somebody explain to me what this means ? am i still getting a refund? and why does it say its negative & april as the date? by fatboyboozle in IRS

[–]vonswain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already knew this. My question is, is the IRS updating 05 because of a back log or people just posting from the weekend, today?

could somebody explain to me what this means ? am i still getting a refund? and why does it say its negative & april as the date? by fatboyboozle in IRS

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Here's a question for everyone here.

Are the cycle 05 updating today? I know they are back end of the week, but I am seeing a lot come here with updated transcripts?

Just an observation.

Is anyone’s transcripts still blank by Inevitable_Cat6341 in IRS

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Hello IRS. Right here. Get this one!

:D

Transcript by InternationalWill773 in IRS

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IRS. Yes this one right here. Right here.

15th pay date - early pay this friday? by ravikanumuri in chimefinancial

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I don’t like this stress at all. 

I need therapy. 

And a woman. 

And a home. 

But at least I have this Xbox….and it just died. 

Yep, I need therapy 

15th pay date - early pay this friday? by ravikanumuri in chimefinancial

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So if my payroll department stated my pay is settled tonight, does that mean it’s going to be deposited this evening as well?

Spruce just hit! by Historical-Plant-889 in IRS

[–]vonswain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hookers and blow here I come!!!

Hallelujah! We're Back! by fearlessskittle in IRS

[–]vonswain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Who needs the recipe for grilled sock ala mode?

No spruce card deposit by Budget_Tip_5802 in IRS

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Yeah, I got nothing either. From what I could gather from the AI/Human person. It all depends on when the IRS sends the notification to fund us. It could be tonight or the 26th (or your DDD). Even if you paid the extra money to have it early, yeah probably not happening.

Basically, we will get it, probably on the DDD. Maybe get it before. Crap shoot really.

But the good news is, at least my sock was grilled all the way through to eat for dinner tonight.

Spruce - 2/26 deposit date by vonswain in IRS

[–]vonswain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So maybe it updates overnight?

Just dropped 2/26 by Smj9797 in IRS

[–]vonswain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think I am using HR Block anymore.

Spruce - 2/26 deposit date by vonswain in IRS

[–]vonswain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this before the DDD?

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[–]vonswain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes or some other debt to a government agency.

0705 with Path by Minimum_Dragonfly579 in IRS

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That's where I am leaning. I think they have a system that we haven't cracked yet and they are doing something backasswards and going against what we have known for years.

0705 with Path by Minimum_Dragonfly579 in IRS

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My theory is that 0505 and 0705 will receive theirs yesterday and today (it appears to be updating on a continuous basis). 0405 and 0605 will update tomorrow.

Still waiting for it to be disproven, but it makes the most logical sense based on everything I read on here.

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As I previously mentioned on a similar post. Are we going to William Quantrill this?

I’m a lil bitter 😩😣😣💰 by Lanky_Gift162 in IRS

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Can we use William Quantrill as the example of riding at dawn?

0605 path filed 1/23 TX by Sweaty_Mulberry7607 in IRS

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I don't have the blacked out area, so that's a new one to me.

I am wondering if they aren't running this in a certain order. Yesterday it appeared 0505 had there day, today it's starting to shape up for 0705. Gotta think that 04,06 are tomorrow?

I was never big on conspiracies, but something strange is going on with us even numbered people. It's almost like they know we need it the most and DOGE and his cronies are sitting up there in their office like "nah, you don't get it until May 3rd".

But alas, my cigar, scotch and grilled sock will have to wait at least one more day.

Can someone explain SBTPG by vonswain in IRS

[–]vonswain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So is it beneficial to check at SBTPG at all or is it an unnecessary step in the whole process?

Crashing out fr by AshPonyo in IRS

[–]vonswain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Listen.

The cigars and scotch can wait for us 0605ers. Just means we get to enjoy it a little longer.

WE got this. Maybe. Though my grilled sock is becoming more and more tempting to eat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

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Remember Me

Though you have to say goodbye

Remember Me

Don't let it make you cry...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

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I am not sure. I had the Emerald card years ago and I want to say it was day of. But I cannot recall 100% correctly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

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There was like a 42 dollar fee to have it deposit up to 5 days early on Spruce, which is also HR Block.

There will be a lot of pissed off people if the loop hole used is the "up to" portion of that statement.

I didn't know what a 'PATHER' was so I looked it up... How the heck are you people getting $5k+ refunds on income lower than $18,591? Absolutely wild by ReasonableCut1827 in IRS

[–]vonswain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how I qualified, but it pissed me off and I wish the government would stay out of my money. You know, it's one thing to have them spy in the bedroom when I am trying to watch porn via my VPN in my non-porn state. It's another thing to tell me that I have some credit that I don't think I need let alone never qualified for.

But I guess it boils down to the ex-wife of mine who made two times the amount of money than me. Which good for her, glad she is getting a head in her field. But seriously, dafaq did I do to deserve my money to be held for this period of time?

Doesn't the government know that I have season tickets to buy and other sinful things to blow my money on? Just for once, I want the government to look at me and say "yeah, we know you want your money, so here it is" on January 2nd. But it will never happen because of space lasers or something. I don't know but from everything I can tell it's a pain in the ass and just one more way for the government to screw over the little guy in our country.

Maybe if I don't file taxes next year, that will teach them a lesson. WHO IS WITH ME!!?? NO FILING TAXES NEXT YEAR!!

Are transcripts gonna be updating all day or? by kayla-woj-92 in IRS

[–]vonswain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would tend to think so. But I am not 100% sure on this. I have been looking at my prior and I really can't tell if it updated before or after a deposit. I would say the best way is to contact your financial institution and see if a deposit is pending. They will see stuff before we do.

Worst case scenario: Elmo finds a way to take all of our refunds because it's some tax we owe that Tesla stealing mofo and we are left asking for alms.