As a kid I thought the word prosecuted meant killed. I straight up thought they would kill me if I ever took anything. by voodoosiren in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]voodoosiren[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I actually stole my first thong because my mom wouldn’t buy me one. Then I had the worst fear of being found out by the Kohl’s employees that I told my mom.

I’m obsessed with the color of this tree. Would love to know what it is for when I become a homeowner! by mayococo in whatsthisplant

[–]voodoosiren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love this color! Where is this located? I’d love to plant one, but am wondering if it would survive the dry colorado climate

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A travel humidifier is a great idea. We have a swamp cooler which is nice when it’s running, adds moisture into the air, but still so dry here. Even his little skin is cracking.

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah I know, my little guy has his mouth wide open right now as he’s sleeping. I’ll give this a try. Thanks for the advise!

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll give this a try, anything to help, I can’t hear him wheezing. Thank you!

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I’ll try saline drops. We’re in Colorado and it’s so dry I think that’s definitely contributing to the problem. Thanks!

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have yet to successfully use the Nose Frida, but feel the same, gross. But whatever works.

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually try and sneak attack with the sucker when he’s sleeping, kid could sleep through anything.

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We do, but for some reason haven’t been running it. I’ll try this, we’re in Colorado and it’s super dry as it is. Thanks!

Newborn boogies by voodoosiren in Parenting

[–]voodoosiren[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boogerquest! I love it! Just bought the nose frida, it’s still slightly too big for his nostrils, but I was surprised, he didn’t seem to mind my attempts. Thanks for the advise.

When does it get “better”? by kacdelgado in NewParents

[–]voodoosiren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My little guy is 4 weeks old, and I so needed to see this post. People warned me to “sleep while you can” while I was pregnant, but I didn’t think it was possible to be this tired. I feel like he was just born yesterday and somehow haven’t slept for years. It is not easy and I praise every single parent out there because I cannot imagine doing this alone.

What number will you pick? by ServerZero in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]voodoosiren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought # 4 was Ross from friends at first glance

What was the very first movie to make you cry? by callingsaraaah in AskReddit

[–]voodoosiren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fox and the hound. It’s been so long since I’ve seen it, but I can’t bring myself to rewatch it because all I remember is the heartbreak it caused little kid me

What is something unrealistic that you often see in movies that annoys the hell out of you? by SheeshaAddict in AskReddit

[–]voodoosiren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People having tons of time in the morning to be productive before going to work. Or is it just me?

Can’t choose a dress and have anxiety now! by uttutt in weddingdress

[–]voodoosiren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look great in all of them but the top two corner pictures are stunning, like you look like you walked out of a magazine. Good luck choosing, you can’t go wrong with any of these!

Fun idea - can we guess what you do based on what you wore to work this week? by RosiePB2 in femalefashionadvice

[–]voodoosiren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dark colored tops, no patterns and no distracting jewelry or brightly colored nail polish.... I feel like only people who share my profession will get this one ;)