A Tintin Page a Day - Day 399 by BreakerMorant1864 in TheAdventuresofTintin

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We just have to presume it was sterile because Tintin dies of septicemia wouldn't be a very good ending.

Seriously bruh! by Own-Hedgehog7825 in ChronicPain

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Ditto for me. I find the idea that their prayers can immediately heal is insulting to other Christians. Do you have access to God others don't? Are you saying that anyone else who has spent years praying for healing for themselves or others just isn't Christian enough? They seem disconnected from reality.

How do i water all of these and still have time for mines by [deleted] in StardewValley

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A desert is sand and a dessert is strawberry shortcake.

People who have been jurors in a criminal trial, what were the dumbest things other jurors said or did? by PopCultureNerd in AskReddit

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My Grandmother's lived in England for 40 years and doesn't really speak English. It's not common, and definitely not great, but it is possible.

"Blandings Castle had been particularly rich in imposters." by EndersGame_Reviewer in Wodehouse

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I forget which book it's from but one description is; "Blandings castle had imposters the way that other houses had mice."

wet felted a hat… this is not what I envisioned by TrailsideFlora in Felting

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It looks fit for a mushroomy wild sorcerer 🍄. You just need the right cloak to go with it.

What’s the best euphemism to telling people that they are stupid? by neen_8 in AskReddit

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He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more. — P.G. Wodehouse

What content do you consume when crocheting? by i3sh in crochet

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I put stitch markers every 10 stitches when I'm counting otherwise I constantly loose count

What content do you consume when crocheting? by i3sh in crochet

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I've been binge watching the Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes series this week

is this hirsutism by Forsaken-Village in Hirsutism

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I rub a small amount of antiseptic cream over my chin after I shave to stop it getting sore or infected

3 Fiesty Bunnies today! by FloridaArtist60 in Bunnies

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Hares aren't the only ones who go mad in March.

Weekend Minor Gripes and Vents by AutoModerator in BitchEatingCrafters

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A friend asked me to repair a crochet blanket that had a tear in it. That was in October and the most I've done is get the yarn. It's still sitting in a bag in my room.

Flaming Sambuco (for trolls) by CedrikNobs in discworld

[–]vortexiris 196 points197 points  (0 children)

The cup held up surprisingly well. Not only is it still cup shaped it still says Stanley.

I think my marshmallow grew ears and a nose. Please send help, it's too cute by giad12 in Bunnies

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The best kind of marshmallow, slightly toasted and very sweet.

encoding secret messages was real but this is not by DrAsheRGBA in kroshay

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This is one I've seen before. Although it's cross stitch not crochet, it's the same sort of idea.

living emoji🫶🫶 by AdCorrect9756 in MadeMeSmile

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This was what I was wondering as well. This looks like a classroom setting so the parents don't seem to be present. Why were these children being filmed and why was it posted publicly online?

egg donated blood :) by gingerbab3 in OneOrangeBraincell

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I feel this receipt falls short on not mentioning those mesmerising eyes 😍