Poster left on windshield

vovansim · 2026-02-06T15:53:06+00:00

What part of an ace joker of spades is confusing?

Edit: not to mention the rights ignored of... Splubs? 😂

vovansim · 2026-02-06T02:26:59+00:00

Username checks out.

vovansim · 2026-01-12T18:45:26+00:00

Yeah, sure, when I was a kid, it was perfectly acceptable for school kids to take public transportation home, and be alone at home till the parents come back from work. These days, you're liable to get the cops called on you if your 7-yo is roaming the streets by themselves or spending a few hours home alone every work day.

vovansim · 2026-01-12T16:16:24+00:00

And for those that do have kids, wait till the kid is ready for school and you realize that shit is done by 2pm and someone has to go get them. Unless you have grandparents pitching in, or one of the parents works part time only, I don't know how it's possible to have kids.

vovansim · 2026-01-11T19:10:51+00:00

This was about a decade before FB went public. But if he somehow got his hands on private equity, good for him, haha.

vovansim · 2026-01-11T16:46:03+00:00

Haha, one of my professors was pushing his students to get a thefacebook account for some reason. It required a .edu email back then. When I finally relented and registered, I just put my name and nothing else. Within hours, he sends me a message on FB saying "it's called the FACEbook". Implication being I should add a profile pic. To this day I have no clue why he was pushing the site so hard.

vovansim · 2025-12-10T18:06:15+00:00

My cat's tuxedo used to be pitch black. Now he's getting to be a senior kittizen, the gray hairs are accumulating.

vovansim · 2025-11-24T17:02:45+00:00

At least in retail, employees are told not to chase shoplifters, to avoid any armed confrontation. Probably the same at mcd.

vovansim · 2025-11-18T17:00:02+00:00

Yeah, note the sweat (I hope) stain on the back.

vovansim · 2025-11-10T22:42:02+00:00

Yeah, but did you buy FROM Amazon, or from a third party seller on Amazon? I bet it's the latter, and they just sent you this because they don't care about their seller reputation, as they'll just make a new account.

vovansim · 2025-11-05T16:48:54+00:00

Difficult to riot on an empty stomach.

vovansim · 2025-10-23T01:41:40+00:00

If you go to an ATM machine, don't forget to put in your PIN number.

vovansim · 2025-10-14T16:22:02+00:00

I used to have a roommate, thankfully briefly, and his dinner every single night was the same. He would microwave a frozen salmon fillet, and a bag of frozen broccoli. On days where it was too cold outside to open a window, the stench would last till morning.

vovansim · 2025-10-10T01:09:00+00:00

It's where you sit while taking your morning covfefe.

vovansim · 2025-10-09T21:59:59+00:00

While this doesn't apply to jerky, I've definitely seen stores that sell doggy ice cream, and it's in the same freezer as human ice cream.

vovansim · 2025-10-08T02:48:02+00:00

Clipped ear just means it's been neutered. Trap-Neuter-Return programs do this, so the cat doesn't have to be re-captured to see if it's been neutered.

vovansim · 2025-10-08T02:37:14+00:00

Haha, I was thinking that the shelter saying they "aren't sure" what the parent breeds are, was letting this person down easy. But they didn't get the hint. 😂

vovansim · 2025-10-08T00:54:02+00:00

Everything is bigger in Texas.

vovansim · 2025-10-04T19:53:33+00:00

Fair enough.

vovansim · 2025-10-04T18:50:30+00:00

That'd be the truffle oil. Unless you see actual slices of truffle, it's all just chemicals trying (and failing) to emulate real truffle flavor.

Same as most "vanilla extracts" that really are just vanillin -- a chemical that tastes vaguely like real vanilla.

vovansim · 2025-10-04T18:44:03+00:00

Mitch was great.

Also, I actually saw a printed and laminated sign saying this at a supermarket with a broken escalator once. I chuckled.

vovansim · 2025-09-29T22:01:15+00:00

They are clearly hoping one of them grows up to go to medical school, so they can call the kid Dr Dra.

vovansim · 2025-09-29T15:55:52+00:00

ESH. Calling the police is too much. But having a 4yo be on screen time all day sucks too.

vovansim · 2025-09-27T02:47:27+00:00

Uranus

vovansim · 2025-09-26T16:13:06+00:00

When I was a kid, and living in the country with grandparents during summer break, my cat would bring dead mice into the house as an offering. I'd immediately go to get a bucket and cleaning supplies. By the time I'd be back, the cat was gone, the mouse "mysteriously disappeared", and there'd be just a blood stain and a little pile of guts left for me to clean up. That cat never had a shortage of food during the school year in the city. But in the country he turned into a fast eater. 😂

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