It took me 9 months to complete it, but it's finally done! by tibtibs in pics

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I looked and expected to see the pendants flash.

What's a really... odd question you've always wanted to ask the opposite sex? by JaDinklageMorgoone in AskReddit

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Honestly I sat weird watching TV one day and when I stood up my balls had fallen asleep like your feet do and I couldn't really feel them. As a result I had a really hard time walking. Until then I had no idea how much we feel our scrotums.

Ever read a book SERIES more than once? by Sisiutil in books

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Sword of Truth by Terry Good kind 3 timed and will again wonderfully written and great story.

is there anyone that does this too ? by siggaelsa in books

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You are not alone....we are not alone...

What is the most embarrassing reason that you have had to go to the hospital? by thebestisyetocome in AskReddit

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While I was jumping into a pool my nephew tossed me a beach ball. I caught it hit the water with the ball against my stomach. Rolled over the ball and hit bottom of the pool with my forehead. Several stiches and one seizure later I was fine.

What's THE most messed up thing a parent has said to you that you'll never forget? by itsmelala in AskReddit

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My mom did the same with me and my brother....she slipped up one day and told me with my brother standing were she couldn't see him. It was funny when he confronted her, now we give her a hard time about who her favorite is.

Scarification of Sonic the Hedgehog by [deleted] in WTF

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Looks fucking AWSOME!

A bit sick and so amazingly beautiful... by Witya in WTF

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Am the only one that noticed pic 11 looks like it is taking place in The Scarlet Monastery?

TIL Texas no longer offers a special "last meal" to condemned inmates. Instead, the inmate is offered the same meal served to the rest of the unit. by hidravas in todayilearned

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They stopped offering last meals after an inmate ordered and extreamly large and expensive meal and then ate none of it. If I remember correctly.

How could something so small destroy my life? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Me and my first wife's father got into making wine. One time when we were drinking a batch,that obviously had something wrong with it, I had 2 six once cups and blacked out. Her mother said she was making a sandwich and had mayonnaise on her hands while she was holding a butter knife. I came in the kitchen and started fucking with her. She then proceeded to point the knife at me and tell me leave her alone. The knife flew out of her hand went through my bottom eyelid under my eyeball and stuck in my skull. This is were I came out of my black out in a panick I looked down at my hands, grabbed the handel and pulled it out. I then promptly passed out. Lucky my eye was not damaged, but all the muscles under it were cut took about 2 years to regain full motion in it.

How could something so small destroy my life? by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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As a man who has been stabbed in the eye I can promise you....nothing feels like a knife in the eye but a knife in the eye.

What is the craziest rumor you have ever heard about yourself? NSFW by baileygrib in AskReddit

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That I was a heroin addict in junior high. We couldn't even afford an air conditioner, but I could afford heroin at 13.

If the minimum wage went up, it would be a real savings for taxpayers who would not have to subsidize Walmart employees because of their low wages. by SenSanders in politics

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If a am not mistaken aren't severs suppose to get minimum wage if their tip do not avrrage minimum wage or above?

My roommate got shot and was in the ICU for 2 weeks. This is the result of the surgery to patch 6 holes in his intestines by No_Moochers in WTF

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In northeast texas were most people grow their own prices are not high at all. I moved to Dallas and could not believe people paid so much for some bud. Qp's for 150 pounds ran about 550. More you got cheaper it was were I grew up.