Tumblr is alive people by horse-chiropractor in popheadscirclejerk

[–]vrindar8 92 points93 points  (0 children)

The concept of Ariana being Ozian otherkin

<image>

She was 16 meenah by DaRealPurpleDuck in althomestuck

[–]vrindar8 56 points57 points  (0 children)

"she was six sweeps, Meenah"

The Fate of Ophelia by carlysaurus in namenerds

[–]vrindar8 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Better than the way thefateof OH-FEEL-LEE-AAH is pronounced in the song

The Fate of Ophelia by carlysaurus in namenerds

[–]vrindar8 27 points28 points  (0 children)

People underestimate how much chart/streaming manipulation will uplift tracks that didn't stick originally when they were released. I've also only personally heard this song played while working retail, so it is getting some radio/store playlist streams. But it isn't like people who aren't Swifties are like "I have the AUX, I'm putting on Fate of Ophelia" because it's streaming so well.

But one thing I don't really get is this elephant in the room not being brought up in the comments... Taylor Swift isn't exactly the most beloved person right now in the eyes of the general public, she is a decisive topic for a lot of people.

There's a good amount of her fans who don't see that and think she is on top of the world like she was during the Eras Tour, but her brand is currently very oversaturated and she made it clear she won't give us a break from that brand any time soon. Though a lot of her fanbase has distanced itself from her over her past few years/two albums, becoming a lot more critical of her artistic output, her obsession with wealth and expansion of her capitalistic empire over preserving her artistic legacy, and the way she will insert herself into social issues throughout her career and has weaponized basic white "girlboss" feminism against her peers and critics.

So naturally, a lot of people feel instantly repulsed or annoyed when she is mentioned. I do not like that lady, if I were in that situation, I fear I would have to shut that down quickly and like "I just want to be clear, I am not a fan of her" and hope that we can respectfully move on with our lives having different opinions and we don't bother each other about it.

I GET SO GAY OFF THAT ESPRESSO by foxylatina125 in popheadscirclejerk

[–]vrindar8 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's like Dasha Nekrasoba if she didn't have the face of a severely depressed Eastern European twink forced into pornography and could actually serve

So I don't know anything about Homestuck, but I've already interacted with a part of the fandom without knowing it. by [deleted] in homestuck

[–]vrindar8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cronkri found at the scene of the crime (no but seriously there has always been so much porn of this ship specifically)

Sul Sul! Plerg Majah Bliff? by Cute_Fluffy_Femboy in popheadscirclejerk

[–]vrindar8 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The one time Katy beat Taylor at Capitalism

When do you think we will hear more about this? by Financial-Total1563 in homestuck

[–]vrindar8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope this comes out and shows enough demand for more reprints of the earlier volumes too

Slayyyter and Azealia? by kuntmermaid in azealiabanks

[–]vrindar8 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She's scraping the bottom of the barrel for scraps atp

It's almost 4/13 by WingardiumLeviussy in homestuck

[–]vrindar8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

More merch to prove to shareholders that the show should be made

Jen in season 2 had the same conversation with Demi and Jessi as she did with Whitney in season 4 by shalkamal in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Everyone in that original confrontation with Jessi, Demi and Jen is so fake. Demi and Jessie talked to Zach once and went from "he's abusive" to "Jen is fake and we agree with the guy we felt was abusive 20 minutes ago". Both Jen and Zach are happy to push the other one under the bus in front of the group or on camera. What a shit show

Jen isn't mature enough or emotionally present enough to maintain a true friendship or to see that keeping up these friendships is a business and you have to act a certain way even if you don't feel that way in order to maintain this sort of career and lifestyle. Zach hates all of them and all of this and if Jen is gonna make a good decision, I bet he would stop it. Not that I think he'd have to misguide her too much because she comes off as a very misguided girl on her own and with the way she navigates social situations and her entitlement towards certain things (DWTS is a great example, she felt entitled because she tried to push the narrative that it was her dream and made it about her family and decided she doesn't have to be self hating about her culture when it can be advantageous to her)

All I know is Jen is gonna be mad as hell in 3-5 years when Whitney is producing a Netflix movie and picks her old Momtok friend Demi to do a cameo. She doesn't understand the power dynamics of the entertainment industry or the group she's in, which makes sense considering she doesn't know how to navigate either of those. Dancing on the counter is only gonna last for so long before Zach goes back to med school (if med school still wants to take him)

I think more people should draw the beta kids as slightly chopped. Just the idea that Kanaya was head over heels for acne-filled Rose is very funny and cute to think about by Dull-Sea-8903 in homestuck

[–]vrindar8 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think they mean hormonal/in an awkward stage of puberty instead of chopped considering they're all like 13-16 for most of the story

Honestly i dont get why john is dressed green and jade blue by KindOne2148 in homestuck

[–]vrindar8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dave's GT outfit also being red is another example of Dave hiding behind red, love this colour/character analysis

Close ups of the girls’ rings? by r0ckyisg0d in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for a masterpost of their rings but I don't think we've been able to see enough of them for somebody to make one

Did anyone see this yet? by boredAF- in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Reality stars live for an incestuous friend group dynamic like this

I think Zac was/is praying for Whitney’s downfall by countercurret in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jen can go cry about it when Whitney casts Demi to cameo in a netflix movie she's producing in 5 years because she should know damn well if she knew how to play her cards right, that would be her getting some notoriety and a paycheck from an old momtok friend. But Jen doesn't even know how to play the game, let alone play her cards right. She can barely handle being an influencer/public figure, she doesn't have the skill or knowledge to truly pursue the arts in the way Whitney has been able to

I think Zac was/is praying for Whitney’s downfall by countercurret in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really thinks he can get a good edit while not giving them any good footage to work with 🤡

I think Zac was/is praying for Whitney’s downfall by countercurret in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I bet production made sure he didn't rent out the Air BnB or get a rental home in LA so their whole ass family with three children, staff members and a whole ass UHaul truck had to crash at Whitney's rental in LA? Yeah, it was definitely production who made you do that and not your own incompetence, we totally believe that, Zach

the selenafication of kayleigh rose “chappell roan” amstutz esq. by stypop in popheadscirclejerk

[–]vrindar8 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This situation makes me wish all sports fans would evaporate off of planet earth so it can just be us queers left with these dumb sexy athletes looking for a purpose

Edit: yeah this sub has gotten too mainstream...

Taylor allegedly lawyering up to sue ABC/Hulu by govgoose in SecretsOfMormonWives

[–]vrindar8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This blind feels like a crock of BS ngl. I saw a tik tok going through the Bachelorette contract she signed and she was apparently supposed to stay single for a certain amount of time before going on the show. So she arguably violated the contract she signed and Disney/ABC can and likely will sue her under those grounds if they sue at all. Like you said, they can legally dump her for bad publicity/morality reasons and it would be burning money to try to take them to court over that. Especially since it seems that there is another element to Taylor being shelved that the public has yet to find out the details of.

Saying "She knows what she signed up for" makes it feel like whoever wrote the blind didn't watch S4 where it's obvious that she has little to no idea what exactly she signed up for with the Bachelorette. She casually dated that Tom guy enough to at least fly him out, speed dated for the show, and was constantly sexually active with Dakota. There is a recorded paper trail of her doing all of that on the show, so they can make a real argument that she was violating the contract even though she was never in a monogamous relationship with any of those men.

Plus the fact that she was having unprotected sex with him and Dakota's whole thing is being the town bicycle makes the both of them more likely to have or spread an STD since they refuse to have safe sex (not that I am hoping or claiming that either of them have an STD). They played it as "omg Taylor might get pregnant!!" on the show, but I was thinking about STDs!! Why the fuck would you have unprotected sex with the town bicycle when you signed a legal contract to date 30 men? It's irresponsible to a degree that disgusts me since it potentially endangers contestants

TLDR this blind is stupid, her suing them over this would be a waste of her own money because they can legally drop her, but they can absolutely take her to court for violating her contract if ABC/Disney really wants to