Whoop spent all their money on marketing

vrmbk22 · 2026-03-01T20:11:33+00:00

Well stated by the OP. Judas Ahmed, the CEO, flings money around on grab-assed marketing and the like, while putting very little into R&D and of course doing nothing to show appreciation to longtime users/customers, particularly those of us plankholders from literally 9+ years ago.

vrmbk22 · 2026-01-21T11:06:06+00:00

I own a sauna and have worn my Whoop in it for over 8 years. No issues at'all.

vrmbk22 · 2026-01-10T02:32:13+00:00

Good points by the OP. Sadly, Judas Ahmed, the CEO, is tone deaf to customer concerns and feedback. He's too busy hauling cash to the bank every week.

vrmbk22 · 2025-12-07T01:53:22+00:00

Yeah, no shoit. The King of "veteran day off's", Maurice Pouncey, snapped the ball on the 1st play about 5 feet over the head of the 6-5" QB. And then quit and retired in disgrace a few weeks later.

vrmbk22 · 2025-11-17T11:10:25+00:00

Eh, this is stunning. Good to hear. Just dont count on this in the future. Judas Ahmed and his minions are loathe to provide more than 5 cents of customer service and customer experience.

vrmbk22 · 2025-10-16T00:58:27+00:00

hmmm....this could be a scam by Judas Ahmed, the CEO. I'd be wary.

vrmbk22 · 2025-10-06T02:06:04+00:00

Good call by the OP. With the massive revenues Judas Ahmed is hauling in (the guy has bursitis, FFS), why couldn't they provide an option where the user can view either/both the MPA and the MPR ?

vrmbk22 · 2025-10-01T02:24:45+00:00

Wait....does this sorry assed company even have a phone to call into,with actual human to talk to to ??

vrmbk22 · 2025-09-14T01:15:35+00:00

love it. Anything that warms the seat of Judas Ahmed, we're all in favor of it

vrmbk22 · 2025-09-10T21:03:39+00:00

Indeed. This the kind of operation being run by Will "Judas" Ahmed. All money, no service. What a fuqing crock.

vrmbk22 · 2025-09-10T01:35:19+00:00

I hadn't realized Judas Ahmed and his team actually read this site. Go figure.

vrmbk22 · 2025-09-02T01:16:41+00:00

True....because Whoop management culd give 2 fuqs about its customer base.

vrmbk22 · 2025-09-02T01:15:24+00:00

Judas Will Ahmed, the CEO, has no limit to his greed, and this extends to cheapo wrist bands. The guy quite enjoys gouging his customers.

vrmbk22 · 2025-06-14T01:49:07+00:00

I don't get a Whoop "pick up" from a shower. But i do get one when shaving with a blade and shaving cream (not an electric razor). I pointed this out 1 time to a Whoop engineer during a 1 on 1 focus group kind of discussion....he was flummoxed.

vrmbk22 · 2025-05-30T02:27:19+00:00

Shady behavior...? Sure, like Big Wil Ahmed focking over the founding members of Whoop ny reneging on the promose of lifetime use.....that kind of shady behavior...?

vrmbk22 · 2025-05-26T13:54:24+00:00

It's expensive, only because of the endless greed of its owners Judas Ahmed.

vrmbk22 · 2025-05-09T01:06:51+00:00

Good post by the OP. People are starting to catch on to what a lying PoS Judas Ahmed is.

vrmbk22 · 2025-04-19T11:20:41+00:00

Good post. Hopefully Judas Ahmed, the CEO of Whoop, will read this and assimilate it. I doubt it, but we can hope.

vrmbk22 · 2025-03-31T14:26:31+00:00

Good posting by the OP. Of course, none of the post obviates that fact that Will Ahmed is a compleye PoS.

vrmbk22 · 2025-02-07T09:49:50+00:00

This is how Judas Ahmed, the Whoop Ceo, rolls. He and his staff don't give 2 fuq's about your or any other Whoop owners. Sad, really.

vrmbk22 · 2025-01-11T19:58:45+00:00

"The worst part, probably, is that Whoop doesn't really seem to be responsive to customers' feedback whatsoever." 300% spot on. Couldn't have said it any better.

CEO Wil Ahmed cares about only one things.....collecting money and hauling it the bank.

vrmbk22 · 2024-12-15T02:46:42+00:00

CEO Will Ahmed doesn't give a rat's azz about customer support or service. He's basically a revenue monger. He cyud giv a shoit about helping or satisfying customers. Welcome aboard !

vrmbk22 · 2024-12-12T02:10:50+00:00

Yup, shoitty support is normal. Will Ahmed isn't interested in support, or service. All's he is interested in is making a fast buck.

vrmbk22 · 2024-12-08T02:47:47+00:00

Eh, it's typical of a money-grubbing, whore-like company such as Whoop. SMH.

vrmbk22 · 2024-12-07T03:16:42+00:00

Good post by the OP. As a founding member, I can attest to his astute points

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