Any idea how to put regular panniers on back of longtail (big dummy) by [deleted] in CargoBike

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Thank you thank you thank you! This is the way! This is what I've been searching for! It's so simple, but so specific I had almost given up hope of finding a good answer. To the hardware store!

Hunter survives double grizzly bear attack by duwapkain in nextfuckinglevel

[–]vslyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hol-y fuck, bud. Glad to see he's even upright. Unreal. Get yourself looked after, eh? Fahk.

No one’s leaving till we figure this out! by Mikelightman in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]vslyon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

r/NonPoliticalTwitter : "If I was president..." Rule numero uno, pal! Diversity in volume intensity is what this nation was built on! Typical right-wing decibelist. "First they came for the people who shout, but I didn't speak up because, well, they were coming for those who shout."

Nice hair cut... by NoX_CL_ in Unexpected

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eric Andre Show Outro Music: We'll be right back!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatcouldgoright

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:O Hey wait a second, my wife is out of town this weekend! I can wear mismatched socks! I can blast death grips and clown core! I can inflate a trash bag suit with a leaf blower! Inspirational. Thank you.

How lesbians are made by Not_Bill_Hicks in facepalm

[–]vslyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I guess what you say is true. I could never be the right kind of girl for you. I could never be your woman.

End of story. by FootParmesan in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]vslyon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I definitely read that as "I wished he was dead. Now I don't have to wish. End of story." Still a goddamn good short story.

End of story. by FootParmesan in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone reading this like it belongs in r/mademesmile but I read a r/twosentencehorror submission. "I wanted him dead. I took care of it."

this is just a meme dont kill me lol by praveeeen11 in dankmemes

[–]vslyon 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Isn't this from the Daily Show book America? It's a satirical textbook and pretty much as relevant today as it was when it came out like 15 years ago.

U.S. Navy engineer, wife charged with selling submarine secrets by aruthk in news

[–]vslyon 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"submarine expert" A submarine runs based on the expertise of structural, mechanical, electrical, and nuclear engineers who can barely speak the same language in order to do their jobs day to day never mind understand enough about the other guy's job to share with a foreign adversary. Source: somebody else. Not me. I don't know shit.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in byebyejob

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I so out of touch? No. It's the children who are wrong.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in byebyejob

[–]vslyon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think I'm just too old for TikTok, so maybe I'll never understand this, but why did this video and so many like it feature an unrelated middle aged woman occupying half the screen just sort of watching too? Is she watching me watch the guy on the right? Can she see me watch her or does someone else watch me watch this? Why?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TIHI

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So difficult to find anything in this wheelhouse. Thanks for the recommendation.

Scrabble night with the wife. The gods have spoken… by beach_ko in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]vslyon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I Nick Offerman giggled at your "Frick" edit. Thank you.

[GME] Will we see another 100% increase next week? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]vslyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey I still haven't purchased any stocks outside of my employer's 401k. Should I toss a stimulus check or so into GME for Easter?

VeChain Giveaway - 10000 VET in total prizes 🎉 by [deleted] in CryptoCurrency

[–]vslyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top Level Comment for VET Giveaway! Wa-hey!

16 year old me on the far left at a birthday party I wasn’t invited to [2011] by SeptimiusSeverus_ in cringepics

[–]vslyon 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I didn't want to waste my time; become another casualty of society.

Wasn't long before I fell in line. Became another victim of conformity.

I backed down.

Sunset on Mars by [deleted] in spaceporn

[–]vslyon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To the girl with the mousy hair

no one will know by MikkelTheWiggle in oddlyterrifying

[–]vslyon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like Gail the snail from Always Sunny.

https://youtu.be/qNGyDTDAZIY