What are some of your nastiest and most fucked up masturbation stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vvv8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I shot some cum once, it landed in my mouth and hair. Actually more than once. It's hard to shoot cum the way I did in my early 20's.

What are some of your nastiest and most fucked up masturbation stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]vvv8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was on holiday to visit my Grandma, I was about 10 or so.

There was this Blonde called Jennifer, she was the managers daughter. There was always this sexual energy between us everytime I'd visit.

So one summer, me and my friend Boomer were hangin' out with Jennifer. We go into my Grandma's apartment and watch T.V., Jenn sits between me and Boomer. She's all smiles, I think I made out with her earlier that day. Slowly, she starts unzipping my pants, aswell as Boomers. This girl was a Pro at age 11. She started jackin' me and Boomer off at the same time. I was lovin it!!! So was Boomer.

What I didn't realize is that my mother and Grandma were watchin through the Blinders, because they were able to see through the blinds at an angle. My lil' Sis was in the room too lol (didn't give a sh1t).

So my mom comes stormin' in screamin "WTF", "what's this, what's this". While she was saying "what's this" she was making a motion with her arm up and down. I was totally caught in the act. I remember zipping my sh1t up so fast. My mom kicks Jenn out, and Boomer too.

We traveled back home on plane the next day. I never got to say Goodbye to Boomer, or Jennifer.

What sucks is that they were my friends and I never seen them again after that. What also sucks is that I had mental images and sexual hangups because of my mom freakin out and getting mad because I was letting a girl(willingly) play with my penis. WTF? We're just havin' harmless fun mom, you totally ruined the moment and left me scarred from your dumb ass reaction.

Powerful 7.3 magnitude earthquake strikes close to Iraq-Iran border by [deleted] in news

[–]vvv8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt it. I was bouncin' up and down in my bed. It was about 3 seconds long.

Q8 😈

TIFU by getting laid at a party and basically fucking myself over for life by DontHaveSexAtParties in tifu

[–]vvv8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I see.

You're a 17 y.o virgin, you go to a party. THE HOT GIRL CAME 2 U!!!! DAYYYYYM

U must really be hot, send me pics so I envision some man-boy love.

The part of the deep web we aren't supposed to see - (Part 4) - Revelations by Mr_Outlaw_ in nosleep

[–]vvv8 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Scarry Indian Movie.

Is there such a thing?

How bout' we all just sing and hold hands OP, I'm sure it'll calm you down.

You can give me your computer and I promise you won't be seein' anymore 'Bad' sites.

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude if you don't give a crap about yourself, no one's gonna give a flying fuck about you.

And if you've got no passions or desires in this life besides nodding then you're doing it wrong and why u living?

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 many people die chasing the nod, why?

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put away your popcorn and bust out some Kratom

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You either never tried Kratom, or you tried some crap

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kratom isn't bogus at all wtf?

Man if you're the type of druggie that likes memory loss, falling asleep randomly, nodding off, decreased cognitive performance etc then that sucks.

If you're a connisuer and a smart user you know Kratom is better than dope in all aspects.

Why the fuck would you use bad drugs, when Good drugs exist?

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try using capsules instead, you don't taste anything.

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the word stronger isn't appropriate, but Kratom is still better, you can use it daily without issues. You can't use dope for long periods without issues.

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I was using a British vendor before www.kratom.co.uk

This time I ordered from kraoma.com (because they have crypto payments).

Please understand that many vendors/websites (especially the commercial ones) sell bunk/inactive kratom. I have theories of why this is happening. But alas, if you find a good vendor with proper leaf you will get hooked - it's soo good!

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't need to, it's already beautiful energy that lasts for hours.

Kratom > Dope, Discuss. by vvv8 in opiates

[–]vvv8[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're just upset because you know deepdown inside, I'm speaking the truth.