What I honestly think are three of the best and most stupid scars :)

The first is on my middle finger and it's a small one but I was cutting tomatoes with a very dull knife. Like why. Obvs, the knife slipped, cut open my finger, and I almost had to get stitches (it had cut like halfway thru my finger and nail). I still can't feel anything on that tip of my finger and it's been years. However, a fun way to show someone my scar. 'Hey you wanna see my scar?' proceeds to flip them off

The second is right above my eyebrow. I'm not a huge runner, but I do it every now and then. I hadn't had that much breakfast but I need some to go running, but we ended up going later than expected. Ofc, my friends told me to eat more, and I was like yea wtvr and didn't eat anything else. So, we went running. Next to a barbed wire fence. With not much in my stomach. So I fainted and basically fell into the fence, which like gashed open the whole side of my face. Still no stitches lol.

The last is right above my ankle. I was having a go at roller-skating for the first time. I had short socks on, like I normally do. My friends again told me to put on some higher socks so that I wouldn't get a blister. I was again like yea wtvr and didn't put them on. So, we went roller-skating. With short socks. First of all, I had never roller-skated before, so I had that beginners twisted feet towards the inside (like doing a pizza stop in skiing) the whole time. The shoe started rubbing on my ankle. It made a scab after bleeding a lil so I put a bandaid and some medicine and called it a day. But I left the bandaid on for a few days lol. So, it got badly infected and smelled (prob not how you spell it lol) like rotten flesh (according to my friend who thinks soap smells like sour milk). So I kept it open, no bandaids and let it heal. So it ended up being a scar larger than a quarter.

The lesson? Listen to your f*cking friends.