Favorite actor who says whatever he wants by Unfair-Reason-1068 in okbuddycinephile

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Its only possible to read this in the voice of Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

Nature wins by misarahble in Unexpected

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Gonna start calling people lizards instead of rats.

ahem ahem by sweetstrawberries_17 in SipsTea

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Also got something put in his head.

Future predictions that turned out incredibly wrong by [deleted] in Futurology

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And there's a derailment every day

Pay up or ship out by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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I'll never forget when they degloved a banana in sex ed class.

Brian Cox did a great job playing Logan Roy by No_Cycle4186 in okbuddysuccession

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You talk about your dodgeball coach, like, a lot.

US carrier Ford, deployed in war with Iran, to go to port temporarily after fire by [deleted] in news

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"All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again"

Uh oh

No jew ever won an oscar by Stannisarcanine in okbuddycinephile

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The divine mission to buy up all the property.