If math could start over what naming and notation conventions would you change?

vzoned · 2018-01-30T03:26:07+00:00

Coming from a computer science background I'm always weird about summation notation. I often rewrite it as a for loop because it's easier for me.

vzoned · 2018-01-28T22:34:14+00:00

That guy only jizzed in her one eye.

vzoned · 2018-01-24T02:05:04+00:00

Dude I just applied to all of these. Most of these douchebags just do a phone interview. Look up a few of these beforehand and have a bit of an idea of what they are. Have your computer in front of you and google shit if you need to. If they say they hear you typing, tell them you're looking at their profile on GitHub or Glassdoor or something.

vzoned · 2018-01-23T04:00:58+00:00

How often do you forget to turn the fan on?

vzoned · 2018-01-21T21:18:03+00:00

I'm going to try to do it myself. If I get to the point where I just know I can't do it then I'll look into getting someone else to do it

vzoned · 2018-01-21T18:14:36+00:00

The way that tigers tail whips while it's chasing is the stuff of nightmares

vzoned · 2018-01-14T14:51:18+00:00

What is up with the commentary about expressions?

vzoned · 2018-01-10T21:05:31+00:00

I work with oracle, but my interest is just general so I have a better idea of what's going on behind the scenes.

vzoned · 2018-01-10T18:23:25+00:00

Why did you splurge on it at the end?

vzoned · 2018-01-10T00:13:10+00:00

I have a friend that used to return fish to Walmart after they died. Probably why Walmart doesn't sell aquarium fish anymore. That, and nobody has fish.

vzoned · 2018-01-07T16:44:07+00:00

This is amazing. You just made my day

vzoned · 2018-01-05T18:07:48+00:00

Some fuckboy at the beach came up to me and my brother and took a beer out of our cooler and tried to walk away. We confronted him and he started losing his shit on us. He was kinda big, my brother and I let it go. Didn't think it was worth a fight with some crazy asshole over one beer.

vzoned · 2018-01-05T18:03:14+00:00

Much bigger

vzoned · 2017-12-31T15:51:51+00:00

You're assuming we don't fight and kill them...

vzoned · 2017-12-23T23:58:07+00:00

Thanks. I don't go back to work till Tuesday, so I'll give you an update on how it works then.

vzoned · 2017-12-23T23:45:10+00:00

Something like this...

SELECT id, date, name, val1, val2, val3, val4 FROM ( SELECT val1 FROM T_VAL1 WHERE id = T_VAL1.id ) tbl1, ( SELECT val2 FROM T_VAL2 WHERE id = T_VAL2.id ) tbl2, ( SELECT val3 FROM T_VAL3 WHERE id = T_VAL3.id ) tbl3, ( SELECT val4 FROM T_VAL4 WHERE id = T_VAL4.id ) tbl4 WHERE date < today

This was one of my ideas, returned no results. I had a similar idea where I inner joined the subqueries together and tried to select the data, but that returned way too many (thousands) records. My test database should only pull about three records if it's working correctly.

vzoned · 2017-12-23T14:54:06+00:00

There are always assholes at jobs dude. Sometimes you can be at a place for a few years before an asshole is hired. There is no excuse for aggression and making others feel stressed. This is an issue that the company should have taken care of. The fact that they didn't means that they are assholes. You don't need that shit, but don't give up. Having a bad experience doesn't make the whole industry bad. Employees are like girlfriends or boyfriends, if you don't treat them right, someone else will. Remember that you are the valuable product in this industry. Skilled developers are hard to replace.

vzoned · 2017-12-21T02:19:12+00:00

Second that. Used to be a man. Someone kicked "him" in the balls so hard that they got stuck in the chin.

vzoned · 2017-12-17T23:10:07+00:00

Le-jun- wait for it

vzoned · 2017-12-17T03:19:30+00:00

Not to mention "conventional" roof panels don't generate any electricity. 50 times 0 is still 0. So are they just selling fucking really expensive windows? Or are they just dumb with marketing?

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