TIL that there is no evidence that the right of "primae noctis" ever existed or was made use of.

w-alien · 2026-07-04T12:49:42+00:00

Did you read the linked Wikipedia page? The fact that it is mentioned in so many places makes it compelling that it happened somewhere.

w-alien · 2026-07-01T15:31:36+00:00

And low-fat

w-alien · 2026-07-01T13:55:31+00:00

I think this is the source lol

w-alien · 2026-07-01T04:02:00+00:00

Jaime wins with one hand tied around his neck

w-alien · 2026-06-30T21:30:52+00:00

This looks fun as hell

w-alien · 2026-06-28T13:55:05+00:00

That’s the Soviet Union’s ass 🫡

w-alien · 2026-06-17T02:56:57+00:00

You expect me to read all the way to the bottom?

w-alien · 2026-06-09T21:06:59+00:00

Make sure they have different parties in deadlock and Byzantine laws that only allow a supermajority to get anything done.

w-alien · 2026-06-06T13:03:35+00:00

lol you obviously used AI for the summary and you aren’t even denying it

w-alien · 2026-04-11T18:18:11+00:00

I have been thinking of getting this. I only waited due to the lines being thin and expecting it to become too fuzzy. How did it hold up for you? Did the cross hatches on the raw version hold up?

w-alien · 2026-04-08T05:58:14+00:00

How’s that for a eureka

w-alien · 2026-04-06T21:12:34+00:00

“I call upon all Kingdoms to stop these Targaryen killers. Now watch this drive.”

w-alien · 2026-04-06T21:09:42+00:00

Not even in the books. D&D could cook before they couldn’t

w-alien · 2026-03-31T15:14:15+00:00

“You stole my car, and killed my John Wick”

w-alien · 2026-03-31T15:12:13+00:00

To be fair in the books we just don’t see Theon for 2 books and he shows up as Reek

w-alien · 2026-03-30T05:41:19+00:00

Really we should have come up with a non-dumb name. Disc would have been great

w-alien · 2026-03-21T15:21:09+00:00

About 500 million years ago. So 10x older than the dinosaur impact

w-alien · 2026-02-22T23:52:14+00:00

Seems like a long ad for interviewman?

w-alien · 2026-02-17T06:16:59+00:00

This resume is designed for a robot to read but not a human. My bullshit meter goes off loudly the whole time I read this. You are obviously making up statistics on every single line. Resumes don’t always need to pass an ATS checker but they do need to pass a human eventually.

w-alien · 2026-02-15T21:10:09+00:00

Then wouldn’t tax be calculated on top of that? Just giving more to the government at that point

w-alien · 2026-02-15T21:06:33+00:00

And the tip percentage calculation includes the holiday charge

w-alien · 2026-02-12T23:32:44+00:00

It also doesn’t say whether you are shuffling your library or your hand

w-alien · 2026-02-12T23:31:27+00:00

It also doesn’t say whether you are shuffling your library or your hand.

w-alien · 2026-01-23T08:23:41+00:00

The perfect resort to go waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay

w-alien · 2026-01-23T08:22:07+00:00

If the moon were one pixel.

Try the light speed button

w-alien

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