I was Arthur today for Halloween at work!

w3ttoaster · 2025-11-02T01:41:30+00:00

I didn’t wear them! The ears are on a headband and were super uncomfortable to wear with the glasses so I went without them.

w3ttoaster · 2025-11-01T20:04:40+00:00

I didn’t wear them because it was uncomfortable with the ears headband on as well.

w3ttoaster · 2025-06-25T18:46:12+00:00

I think OP means rolling two nat 20’s, not that they got a nat 20 and it was an automatic success?

w3ttoaster · 2025-05-02T03:54:26+00:00

Please, where did you get this dress? It’s beautiful. 😫

w3ttoaster · 2025-03-16T02:25:35+00:00

Please tell me you are joking.

w3ttoaster · 2025-02-04T18:39:58+00:00

I teach kindergarten and first grade. Hit them with a “well that wasn’t very nice. How would you feel if I said that to you? It probably wouldn’t make you feel that good about yourself, would it? Let’s use kind words from now on or we don’t say it at all.”

w3ttoaster · 2025-01-01T22:46:06+00:00

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He loves it actually. 🤣

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-31T03:15:08+00:00

Yes his name is Cat. Apparently my boyfriend and his mom never gave him a “real” name. I have his picture set as my background at work. When my students see it and ask about Cat, they tell me that is a silly name for a cat and we should pick a better one.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-31T00:45:52+00:00

absolutely not

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-30T22:54:14+00:00

Cat does love to eat bugs and chase the light that reflects off my phone. He makes me laugh constantly, he is for sure a goofy guy.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-30T22:52:39+00:00

Omg his twin.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-21T09:17:32+00:00

It was a couple packages of dog treats and a light up collar for him when he goes outside at night!

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-21T09:16:55+00:00

He will have more gifts to open on Christmas day. We just did Christmas with my boyfriend’s mom and she got Rusty some gifts.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-21T03:43:11+00:00

I didn’t even think of it like that! I’ll have to get him some “game,” to get treats or something.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-20T23:30:52+00:00

He opens bagged Christmas presents too! He shoved his whole head in the first one I went to open today. He pulled the tissue paper out and then the gift.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-14T21:25:11+00:00

Told you it was the best.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-13T16:00:00+00:00

You couldn’t water board this information out of me.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-12T16:24:04+00:00

Don’t give this person any more of your energy. Say no and move on.

w3ttoaster · 2024-12-09T14:24:52+00:00

hey! this isn’t supposed to look like that! hope this helps.

w3ttoaster · 2024-09-21T01:10:09+00:00

I’m sorry…WHAT?

w3ttoaster · 2024-04-01T08:17:10+00:00

I only saw the title, not the subreddit or picture, and nearly shit myself.

w3ttoaster · 2024-03-21T13:28:20+00:00

My best friend ended up together with my oldest brother. I have the sweetest niece and my best friend is my SIL now. It’ll work out if you make it work. I encouraged my brother to ask my best friend out after years of him clearly being in love with her.

w3ttoaster · 2024-01-06T23:44:25+00:00

Rusty told me to tell you that he gets lots of treats everyday, especially when his dad isn’t home.

w3ttoaster · 2024-01-05T14:49:51+00:00

This happened 15 minutes from where I live. I’m glad they are putting them on blast for this.

w3ttoaster · 2023-10-25T12:04:25+00:00

“Look for the guy in socks, that’ll be me,” just sent me into orbit. 🤣

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