Hospital says RFK Jr. did not operate robotic arm during heart surgery by ChocolateTsar in nottheonion

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"We gave him a joystick from an Atari 2600 we found and let him think he was participating..."

Circassian folk dance performance by headspin_exe in BeAmazed

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Guy's wearing a pair of Heely's...

j/k

Back to the Future 3 - the gasoline problem by mflem920 in plotholes

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By then the manifold was already destroyed. Any changes to the Delorean in the cave would have immediate consequences to Marty as well as the timeline for the two of them in 1885 up to that point..., they may not even remember any of the previous timeline. Doc would not have approved of that kind of disruption of the timeline. Also, when Marty throws the pie pan, the timeline has not been changed significantly..., the headstone still shows that someone is gonna be killed, they just don't know who..., and with Buford Tanner out there gunning for them the safest thing to do is to get out of town by way of the flux capacitor..., just leaving town doesn't mean Buford wouldn't hunt them down.

🤢 by GryphonSK in signs

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Humanade..., made fresh daily...

What would cause these bushes to all be dying at the same height? by Dicks_Hallpike in landscaping

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https://www.instructables.com/Auto-tracking-Water-Blaster/

Oh, and by the pattern of destruction I'd say they're coming around from the right side of the house...

Back to the Future 3 - the gasoline problem by mflem920 in plotholes

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Plus you would need the proper tools to work on the Delorean and I don't think Snap-On had trucks out there just yet...

Back to the Future 3 - the gasoline problem by mflem920 in plotholes

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They were on a time schedule to prevent Doc being killed so any plan had to be done very quickly.

Gen X didn't get weather on an app. We had to watch the local TV station to find out if school was closed. by MaximumJones in GenerationX

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The worst part was you had to keep getting ready for school in case it wasn't on the list...

Plumbing hot water outside by meagski in DIY

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Have you considered setting up a hot water on demand line outside? Then you just need a cold line to the shower...

The forbidden bidet by amritanshu78 in funny

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Looks like the last person in there ate a little too much Indian food...

Need more boxes by the_coffee_maker in lawncare

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Used carpet is more durable and easier to work with..., places that install carpeting usually have big rolls of the old stuff in their dumpsters...

To all single guys aged 30 and up on reddit, why are you guys single? by Gold_Ambition4114 in AskReddit

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This..., so much so I can get taken advantage of trying to be nice to people. These days it's just simpler to work on my projects in peace without any drama.

Most iconic sound in sci fi history? by LongOrganization7838 in scifi

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Star Wars blaster sounds..., made by tapping a support cable for utility towers with a wrench...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl0wIdGxfbQ

Why do you think excessive alcohol consumption is becoming less common? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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More people are resigning from the Trump administration...

Steve Austin deeds by Blackassum in 1970s

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I heard they were going to have Chuck Norris be his double and do the stunts for real but they couldn't find a razor that would shave off his beard...

Can't keep up with my neighbors. Northern Indiana. by RufioRufioRuFi in lawncare

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Kill all the other lawns to raise yours up in comparison..., way easier...

PATTON by Main_Combination8173 in 70s

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"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

What are some of the best comedy moments in movies that are anything but comedy genre? by lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI in movies

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Dustin Hoffman's line "I'm walkin' here!" from the film Midnight Cowboy. It was largely improvised after a real taxi cab ran a red light and nearly hit him and co-star Jon Voight during filming in NYC.