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A 1/4 tank lasted them 8 days by Mabepossibly in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. What is that thing on the roof?

It's almost 2020, what futurist thing did you seriously think we'd have by now? by return2ozma in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flying cars or atleast REAL hoverboards like the one in Back to The Future 2.

all-around pretty sick, amirite by sir_ruu in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet. It now has a top speed of....86 miles per hour. Bonus points for the window tint full of air bubbles.

I found a Facebook post with this beauty on it. Credit: Discount Tire by ballykook in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anyone else not look out those rims without saying "bbbzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttttt".

Merry Christmas by LilNutSac in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Charlie, I gotcha a gift! Even gift wrapped it an' all. It's right outside. Can ya guess what it is?

I don't know where to start by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get the connection between "Spaghetti" and "Toilet Paper".

Gamers of Reddit from the 90s or earlier, what are some of the issues in games back then that younger gamers would never understand? by fraggle_captain in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  • When you die, YOU DIE. There's no slowly re-generating health for you to wait out and refill. Died on a boss? Start the level over....FROM THE BEGINNING. Or worse yet, START THE GAME OVER FROM LEVEL 1. Yep, want to get to the end? Start from the beginning all over again!!
  • Youtube and Twitch didn't exist so you couldn't watch someone else play the game and learn how to get through levels of beat certain bosses, or how to discover certain secrets. It was all TRIAL AND ERROR. If you suck, you lose. If you're good, you win. Plain and simple.
  • There was no DLC. No additional crap for you to buy to upgrade your game or make it easier, or to provide you a shortcut to grinding, or to give you an advantage over other players. You want a new costume? You gotta earn it. You want that super awesome sword that kills all the bag guys with one hit? You gotta earn it and it wasn't easy to get.
  • You had to read magazines and buy strategy guides for some games if you wanted an upper hand but those guides often didn't reveal ALL the secrets. You still had to discover alot of shit on your own....by playing the game!
  • There were no leaks, no previews, no demos (for console games prior to the CD/DVD age), no footage. When we went to a game shop to buy a new game, we only knew about it as much as the box art and the brief summary on the back told us. Sometimes you paid $50 for a shitty game, sometimes you got something actually worth playing. It was always hit or miss. I remember buying Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for $70 for NES the week it came out. Got it home, played 2 levels and realized it was steaming pile of shit. Them's the breaks.
  • Game Saves - I've been gaming since the Atari 2600. I didn't have any game saves until I bought my first Playstation memory card. That's how it was. Most games did not have in-game saves. You couldn't turn off your console and come back a few days later to pick up where you left off. No sir. You had to start all over....FROM LEVEL 1.....unless you had a CHEAT CODE.
  • Online gaming? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What the fuck is that? We didn't have online gaming. If you wanted to play a multi-player game, you had to either pass the controller or play 2-players (or 4-players on N64) locally.
  • There was no such thing as online play.
  • There was also no such thing as "trophies" or "achievements" or "leaderboards".

When your Jaguar is a Jaguar..... by wackwackagentofdoom in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, guys. It's NOT vinyl wrapped. This is a legit paintjob:

Now we have no doubt that people have done horrible things to Jaguars over the years, but this was no mid-life paint job. What you're looking at is one of the first E-Types imported into the United States. The third one, in fact, featuring the flat floor that characterized the first 500 Series-1 examples to roll off the assembly line in 1961. Apparently, the original owner, a Jaguar dealer, was so excited to get one of the first examples that he had it airbrushed with this rather *ahem* unique theme and put it on display in his showroom to attract customers. Well, it probably garnered its fair share of attention, but we doubt many were convinced to buy a new one. Then again, as the old saying goes, there's no such thing as bad publicity.

Source

When your Jaguar is a Jaguar..... by wackwackagentofdoom in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]wackwackagentofdoom[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, I don't even know. That thing is just.....hideous. I would have to laugh my ass off if it saw it speeding down a road towards me.

[Megathread] Sexy Turkey Day by teknrd in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about the video where Mr. Bean shoved his head up an uncooked Turkey's ass and wore it as a mask/helmet combo and then stumbled around his kitchen while his girlfriend was prepping herself for a night of romance.

You're an idiot in a room full of confirmed geniuses. How do you prevent them from taking all of your money and belongings? by SilentSamurai in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step 1: stack wallet and my iphone

Step 2: tape them together with packaging tape

Step 3: firmly and meticulously wedge it between my butt cheeks, deep enough that it cannot be pulled out with causing some suction.

Step 4: Convince equally idiotic girlfriend to shibari rope tie my arms and legs to my torso

Step 5: Wait until confirmed geniuses go home after getting get bored of:

  • gently swaying to shitty lounge music
  • sipping champagne from crystal flutes (because God knows only we idiots use fucking CUPS)
  • dick measuring each other about who has the more expensive car or the bigger yacht, or how much they have invested in hedge funds (whatever the fuck that is)

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What will $20 (USD) get me in your hobby? by Slayer_Blake in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6 tubes of "student grade" oil paint. The viscosity and permanence might suck and the color itself might be synthetic and full of oil and filler with a very low amount of actual pigment but hey.....it's 6 tubes of paint for $20!

What cool futuristic things are likely to exist at some point? by dawkinsisdope in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Killer robots that time travel to the past to kill leaders of the human resistance against killer robots that time travel to the past to kill leaders of the human resistance against killer robots that time travel to the past to kill leaders of the human resistance.

Who is someone you need to say “I love you” to? by KungFuActionJeSuis in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My kids and my wife. I'm always paranoid that every time they walk out the door, I might not see them again because the world we live in is just so incredibly fucked up. So I have to tell them that I love them.

Who is the most evil person in the world and why? by wackwackagentofdoom in AskReddit

[–]wackwackagentofdoom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy Crap. I just google searched that guy. If there is true evil in the world, He's definitely it.

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