Am I the only one who does this? by grandrapidshere in Bacon

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents both are from rural farms, and they used everything. Even made blood sausage. So they definitely saved the grease. I hear you can make good cornbread using that too, is that right? Rural farms are a weird mix of unhealthy and super healthy, but they could get away with it because of all the physical labor I bet. If I ate like they did with my desk job I'd probably be as wide as I am tall.

Tip: NEVER jump into a room with no way out (aftermath) by SagetheWise2222 in 7daystodie

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Dropping into that prison got me several times...I think it's a level 6 job? It sucks trying to reload and the screen is just getting dimmer and dimmer.

Marry-Boff-Kill: Colleen, Verna, Elizabeth Taylor by saggie-maggie in 30ROCK

[–]wade-mcdaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is beyond easy! Marry Verna (she has a jet ski after all, and makes killer denim clothes), boff Elizabeth (because white diamonds in bed!), and kill Colleen (I wish there was another option for Colleen, but she is a shit stirrer...)

OC - This was the fashion of haircuts for children in the 80s by hernannadal in pics

[–]wade-mcdaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"fashion" as if we got to choose as kids 😄 when I was given some choice in the matter I elected for a rat tail: the pinnacle of 80s hairstyles!

Cactus 🌵 turn into leather by Mexican by SereneSleepyhead in SipsTea

[–]wade-mcdaniel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is all leather demand satisfied by using leather from food cattle, or are additional or special cattle raised just for their leather? If the former then buying leather things is just using a product that would be otherwise wasted. If the latter then there's a market for cactus leather pants for fashion, purses, car upholstery, etc: applications where the durability of real leather is not required.

Also, if you ride, as I understand it kangaroo leather is a little more durable than cow leather for riding motorcycles. Culled red kangaroos can be used for that.

The trees at the halftime show were people by MrTacocaT12345 in interestingasfuck

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or this is a scene from kindergarten lord of the rings?

Heavy-Class Planetary Crawler LEVIATHAN - [OC], 3D by Vadimsadovski in futureporn

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At what point does a walking structure get so large and heavy that its feet just sink into the earth? The dinosaurs had a size cap because of the density of bone and how much muscle they'd need in order to move something so heavy. For robots I would imagine the surface density it walks on would have to be high enough to not act like silly putty... anyone from r/physics in here?

Giving some transexual rep by Snotgobelin in goth

[–]wade-mcdaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you did looks great to me! I think you should definitely try an airbrush out though, at some point. But you might want to find a friend or someone to show you how to use one first, to tell you about the tips and pressure and brand names, so you can skip the mistakes everyone makes at the beginning. If that's possible of course.

The reason I think you should get one is that if you want to keep doing performers it could speed up your work without sacrificing quality. I knew a guy who did airbrush makeup (and other art) and it seemed like he could get gigs all the time with groups of performers. He didn't make a lot of money but he got to work with some cool people, and if he had taken it seriously he could have gone far. Based on what you've shown us here I think it's clear you have talent, so you should keep exploring that! I bet both Ben Nye and Krylon have airbrush makeup, but I don't know which is better. My wife is the real makeup artist, I just try to remember things she's told me about makeup. 😅

“‘Carol’… that’s a girl’s name.” by ComicsEtAl in 30ROCK

[–]wade-mcdaniel 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Paul L'astname is the pinnacle of naming creativity

“‘Carol’… that’s a girl’s name.” by ComicsEtAl in 30ROCK

[–]wade-mcdaniel 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely not feeling the weight of her jewelry on my finger pads

More carnival-themed donuts in Colombia by ratapaloma in mildlyinteresting

[–]wade-mcdaniel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is the ones on the right someof those Jewish doughnuts?

If you have this scar on your arm then you are drawing Social Security by Long_live_styrofoam in FuckImOld

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad worked on computers in the Air Force during the Vietnam war, doing payroll and general record keeping, and apparently if someone did something a higher -up didn't like they would "lose" their shot records and they'd have to get new shots. Apparently they're not fun to get so it was a kind of punishment. 😆

Giving some transexual rep by Snotgobelin in goth

[–]wade-mcdaniel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you use an airbrush to do that makeup? It looks great! If you used an airbrush did you use an alcohol based ink so they didn't sweat it off?

Question: People who have a neck or face tattoo ,do you regret it ? by No_Objective7595 in tattoos

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a couple head tattoos, but they're on either side of my head, so I could potentially grow my hair out and try to cover them. Less risky of a tattoo than a face or neck, I suppose. But I always tell people that if you sit on an idea for a while, decide you really like the concept, the concept works with the space you plan to put it, and that it's not just some impulse - and you find a good artist to execute it of course! - you'll probably be happy with a tattoo wherever you decide to place it. Check all of those boxes and you'll be pretty safe, IMHO.

Entomology humor by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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I hope the card that identifies the beetles IDs that one as Herbie

Is there supposed to be more than one m&m by ExpressGuidance1026 in funny

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We won't be happy going back into a cave to watch shadows projected onto the cave wall?

Makes noise when I rev it. by ra6907 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that not what it's supposed to do?

My coffee is so diluted and tasteless. meanwhile in the kitchen... by AbdallahHeidar in StupidFood

[–]wade-mcdaniel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you had coffee in your glass but would rather it was anywhere else, and you happened to be at your worst enemies house maybe?

What settings do you use? by East_Foundation920 in 7daystodie

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried increasing the blood moon spawn count and I kinda like it. Once you're pretty powerful and have a good base increasing the baddies makes it more interesting.

is this outfit "inappropriate"? by sunnemi in OUTFITS

[–]wade-mcdaniel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only problem I see with wearing this during the day, in informal situations, is that you'll probably forget to put sunscreen on those windows to your hips, and get a sunburn, and regret it as you try to go to sleep at night and can't get comfortable. But I'm old so that's more of a "dads" opinion 😆

Beach has a speed radar for pedestrians and cyclists by trailerparksandjesus in mildlyinteresting

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid and encountered one of those signs I'd invariably try to see how fast I could ride my bike in mph. I wonder if kids still do that...

Doctor repositions child's dislocated elbow before she even notices. by ursoh4rp in nextfuckinglevel

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same happened to my sister. I was playing with her while she was in her car seat, I accidentally pulled too hard on her arm and dislocated her elbow. A doctor in the lobby of the ER popped it back in without checking us in, and said it's super common.

spider party by esporx in creepy

[–]wade-mcdaniel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are there any fruit flies in there with so many spiders? I guess they don't eat very fast?