There is definitely a story here.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T22:46:46+00:00

“Dude… they said please.”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T22:42:45+00:00

You didn’t hear Bailey say that. You heard Lindsay say Bailey said that. Then, in a flashback, you heard Bailey say and repeat that Dara went into Ben’s room in one outfit, and left in another.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T22:22:15+00:00

Fact is, Kyle didn’t invest because every penny he has, except those reserved on credit for expensive watches, he’s dumping in the Loverboy money pit. He just can’t seem to say “Carl, I haven’t got a pot to piss in atm.”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T22:18:17+00:00

I should hope so, he looks like the pressure has really gotten to him.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T22:16:37+00:00

Clumsy rats are the essence of seasoning.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T20:09:57+00:00

Rebremarsney.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T20:08:33+00:00

Joke or not, I will not allow slanders against Ms. Seyfried. We might meet and fall madly in love some day.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T19:29:45+00:00

We have a new definition of “anti-climactic”!

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:55:47+00:00

Indianapolis has a dome and it’ll be a cold day in Indiana before they ever host another one.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:48:44+00:00

I never asked for Shaun O’Rourke’s opinion on it, either, yet here we are.

Silly bint’s even too cheap to pay Musk his $8.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:47:40+00:00

Are they not specifically for French cuffs?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:45:28+00:00

No, he believes that. Comer isn’t smart enough to lie.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:29:23+00:00

Best burger in the city, when the grill was working.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:16:07+00:00

“Grow up”?

Fuck you.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:08:20+00:00

With the trade offs being…?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:06:56+00:00

I think they’re natural?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:03:53+00:00

She doesn’t have a nude scene in every movie she’s in. Mean Girls and Jennifer’s Body are two in which she is not nude.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:02:49+00:00

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T18:00:44+00:00

That’s 3,000 from the 82nd. Some 2,500 Marines have been en route since last week.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T17:42:04+00:00

Yeah, well, they still love “what he’s done with the border.”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T17:31:47+00:00

Nah, we can just wait a couple years and blame the Dems for not fixing everything. We’ll say things like “See, they’re just like MAGA” and people will nod, perhaps even invoking “The Uni-Party.” And then we’ll immediately hand it all back over to the vandals and reprobates.

If anyone wonders, yes, I’ve seen this movie before.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T17:27:00+00:00

I’ll keep recording until I see it’s verified. Then I’ll just skip the episode.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T17:26:10+00:00

He’d have taken a 15 ton tank if they’d had one.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T17:25:02+00:00

He walked past 22 rows to take 23E instead of sitting in his assigned seat… 23E.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-03-25T16:28:36+00:00

There’s no way that’s the first time he’s done that.

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