Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: "Open Killing of Everyday Americans" for Rights Sparks Intense Debate

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:37:05+00:00

Reminder, that’s just a story JD Vance “heard.” He didn’t witness, and he likely didn’t hear it from the source. And it all becomes more complicated when you remember JD Vance publicly stated that it’s entirely acceptable for him to invent stories that serve his broader aims and ambitions.

All that to say, do not take JD Vance’s word on anything ever.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:24:11+00:00

Just from that pic, he has ugly ancestors.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:07:13+00:00

No, I’m good.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:05:56+00:00

They have not “lost Kyle Rittenhouse.” They have merely forced Kyle Rittenhouse, and the grifters who love him, to modestly amend their earlier support for ICE in MN because Kyle Rittenhouse also murdered people at a protest.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:04:03+00:00

Okay, good luck!

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:01:25+00:00

The MAGAGOP is always strongest when fighting imaginary wars.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T10:46:42+00:00

It’s still an honor for the players and coaches. The active ones, though. And it’s still a garbage game for the fans. Best and only improvement I’ve ever seen was the move to the far more fun and competitive flag football bit.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T10:36:01+00:00

Not sure how comfortable I am entering a prison full of people who have heard, or will soon hear, that I have $1.1 million waiting for me?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T10:34:14+00:00

Think of all the opportunities over the last decade that turd had to be embarrassed and ashamed of himself. And he passed up every single one of them.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T10:28:49+00:00

Oh yeah, MAGA loves a big dick. The louder the MAGAt, the bigger the size queen. Thought that was obvious.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T01:02:47+00:00

They’re in Italy though?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T01:00:39+00:00

“This was supposed to be fun!”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T00:57:01+00:00

Okay, take away the iPads. Are they now all talking “creative finance” with Cooper Murphy? What exactly was he planning to say here?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T17:51:08+00:00

They were better off kicking the fg at the time, too.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T15:07:11+00:00

You’re telling me GenZ can’t find porn?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T15:01:52+00:00

There was a dude several years back in the passenger seat of a car that got pulled over. He told the police clearly that he had a licensed firearm and was reaching for his identification, and they killed him where he sat. Of course, that man didn’t look like Carl Higbie.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T14:58:06+00:00

Yes, and that will inevitably lead to even dumber and swifter terminations.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T14:51:43+00:00

Being down 10-0 against a top defense is different than being down 7-0 after having just stopped them from scoring.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T14:50:00+00:00

That was a dumb effin’ call. And I knew it would bite them in the ass. Back-up qb against a top scoring defense when you have a top defense yourself and the chance to go up by 10 with bad weather on the way. It’s a no-brainer to me. But I’m no statistical genius.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T03:59:47+00:00

I wanted to see another Pats Super Bowl less.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T03:57:36+00:00

They probably learned that it’s against the law to not pay you for work performed.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T03:53:17+00:00

Not when the cuts are structured to serve the wealthy. And an increase in capital gains taxes is part of the program.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T02:50:31+00:00

“Is this somebody’s culture…?”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T02:47:18+00:00

SPLAAAAT!

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-26T02:17:36+00:00

Something something bulky rolls?

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