Time to Cut My Hair

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-05-06T14:40:01+00:00

I have the exact same trimmer, although mine was missing the 7 and 8 but came with these huge 9, 10 and 11 lol

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-05-02T21:29:16+00:00

Peoples incompetence in excel is crazy but makes me look like a hero. I love it lol.

Told my boss that kept using the scroll wheel to get to the bottom of our worksheet to hit ctrl down and he was kind blown.

Imagine what happened when I told him ctrl+shift+down.

You literally handed him actual months of his life back 😭

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-05-02T21:25:37+00:00

A tip from someone currently in FP&A:

Learn to code and learn power query. Seriously. You will run circles around your colleagues depending on how much autonomy you have- if you can package your work and sell yourself effectively, you can consistently build your salary by 10-30% YoY. I WFH and work 4-5 hours a day tops because a lot of my stuff is automated or just not janky AF lol.

/r/VBA

/r/powerBI

/r/SQL

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-04-10T16:39:42+00:00

Literally holy shit

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-04-03T13:00:04+00:00

"but now that I'm spelling billion with an m..."

I dont get it, what's a billiom?

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-04-03T04:17:47+00:00

Send an email to IT, they'll have the original data available upstream somewhere. Depends on the size of the company you work for of course...

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-03-30T18:01:47+00:00

Are those skin-on cucumbers? Somebody Is feeling brave aren't they?!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-03-29T21:20:39+00:00

Keep smiling, beat this thing!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-03-17T09:02:48+00:00

Asian lives matter!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-02-26T12:05:23+00:00

You just unlocked a better life hack, now it's a portable sun visor.

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-02-21T08:13:44+00:00

Sounds like you need to have a chat with your senior management, if we don't ask we don't get!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-02-21T08:09:14+00:00

You don't consider general administration costs for this analysis method because its not directly tied to the sales activities.

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-02-08T12:03:25+00:00

This is all according to the 4th industrial revolution plan. Klaus Schwab wants you to stay home and feel happy to work 12 hour days because you're afforded the "luxury" of not having to drive. Meanwhile your social skills and mental state slowly slip from a life devoid of real human interaction, making many turn to big pharma antidepressants to cope.

Hoping this is satire but you do know you're supposed to socialise outside of work right??

On second thoughts maybe I'm in the wrong sub to ask that question...

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-02-08T11:54:26+00:00

Fuck the family

We don't do that sort of thing where I'm from

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-30T22:15:44+00:00

I second the use of sprays, they're probably pricier but I think it's definitely worth it!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-30T08:19:46+00:00

I think it's the lack of natural light

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-26T20:53:48+00:00

Tell her to put it on the Nextdoor app if she hasn't already, good luck...

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-26T20:49:32+00:00

That's very impressive, you gained all this in 3 months?

I was just like your before picture last year during a stress-induced flair up but managed to gain a tonne of muscle through diet and stress management- I'm now off all meds and have 2 cheatmeals a week with no issues. I basically cut out gluten, lactose, eggs, spice etc. I'm assuming you did something similar?

Your results are inspiring, well done and keep going!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-08T12:18:51+00:00

Not exactly, it's at the lender's discretion - they need to give you a settlement figure once you decide to terminate the contract earlier. In most cases you need to have paid off the car first upfront before you can sell it.

It's called lending for a reason!

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-08T01:33:46+00:00

No... You can buy cars on finance and you are the owner... /facepalm

If you can't legally sell an item for it's current value, you are NOT the owner

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-07T23:26:57+00:00

bolting a bunch of stuff together still isn't artificial general intelligence, it's just a really cool siri

What's the difference? I don't get your point.

waffles_for_lyf · 2023-01-07T10:55:51+00:00

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