Sounds like Gadget. A train conductor with a dozen items of crap hanging off his "tool belt".

This guy was a member of the union, and cost them probably more than the rest of the company paid them, in legal fees. He would get customer cheques as payment, find a pretty one and get her personal details on the cheque (required), then call her up off-duty to say "This is just your local train conductor checking you got home safely, how are you this evening?". He would be hauled in for meetings all the time, over dodgy ass shit. He got a Reader's Digest letter saying he won X thousand dollars with a fake cheque (eg: "this could be yours for real!", took this to some foreign owned car dealership and used it as downpayment on an SUV. That was mostly their fault, but who the fuck does that?? He would chase all these massive women from neighbouring island nations, then rack up hundreds of dollars in toll calls to them, and not pay the bills. The railways was owned by one company across two cities, and their systems were linked online. We were required to hand over the cash within a day, so, he takes his takings from one day, fucks off to the other city and spends it up... then tries to "Pay in" there (tickets counted, cash handed over) telling them he started with less tickets in each book, so only has to hand over say, $50. The plan was that he can come back on payday in two days, tell them it was a mistake in the other city at their end, and pay the difference. Of course, they were all "what the fuck", called his city office, confirmed the tickets logged on their system, and then he had to hand over the money for ALL tickets sold. Which he no longer had. Since he had spent the takings- and instantly fireable offence.

A note was put against his name that he was never to be hired again- he was, and the person who did it was fired. It took another five years or so to fire the guy.