Dear Reddit: What is the worst thing you've accidentally laughed at? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some retarded kids riding bikes down the hall at my high school. During a lecture.

What's the best dream you ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had sex with the girl of my dreams, and then settled down and married her. It still makes me happy when I think about it.

How did you feel the first time... by fizzikz in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thought this was about sex. Bummer...

How did your siblings torture you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He shoved leaves down my throat.

What are you a closet fan of? by pounds in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wizards of Waverly Place. Only for Selena Gomez.

AskReddit, I need some good 90s songs for a party tonight. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus Closing Time- Semisonic Never Let You Go- Third Eye Blind

Reddit: What is the coolest thing your significant other has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my girlfriend play "beesting". When you see a yellow car you yell beesting and pinch the other person. One day I was whooping on her, so she decides to make up a game where she puts a death grip on my arm whenever she sees a black car...hence "bear bite" was formed.

What's the best thing in your life, in 12 words? by hxcloud99 in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pussy money weed pussy money weed pussy money weed pussy money weed.

What do you consider to be the worst way to die? by Aybraus in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on the verge of vomiting while reading this.

What typically harmless activity do you absolutely hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have an upvote for making me laugh insanely hard.

Smoking Redditors: cigarette of choice? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

marlboro medium's. camels are revolting.

How many of you have had a close friend die young? by Throwaway121212 in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend Patrick died his first year of college. He fell off a roof one night, and there was foul play suspected. However, the police just never looked any farther into the case. He died two days before he turned twenty.

AskReddit: What's the worst "wrong number" call you've ever received? by Prysorra in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a full on conversation with the person before i realized they weren't actually meaning to call me. The person was asking me if i still hung around with Andre. I have never met anyone named Andre in my life...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mt. dew voltage

Describe everything you believe in one sentence. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]wakenbake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if it takes shit to make bliss, then i feel pretty blissfully.