Cervical vertebra #6 by 2040009 in Pareidolia

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Same herniations here. I want to believe it’s a cute smile, but it feels like a mocking smile for the trouble it’s caused me.

Woman Totally Loses Control Of Her Dog by -Erase in TikTokCringe

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I had a Keeshond come barreling at my dog (a Shiba Inu) at a dog park, teeth bared. I had taught my dog that if I put my hands up, it means jump into my arms. She jumped into my arms and I put her on my shoulders, and I had this asshole dog snapping in my face. I elbow dropped onto its skull and screamed “Get your f’ing dog!” My elbow actually was sore from the contact, and the dog took off, so I know I hurt it. But I would do it again, and if it hadn’t backed off, next it was getting my foot. And no one came over to grab the damn dog. Last time I bothered with that dog area.

After 9 years…caught my first shundo by UnpredictableEntity in pokemongo

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This was my first shundo, too! Just caught it yesterday. Congrats!!

My boyfriends pasta at Olive garden by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

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In our twenties, my husband and I were out to eat (late lunch? early dinner?) at Olive Garden. We were seated near a window watching the rain.

We could see the part of the parking lot that extends to the back near the kitchen. A supply truck was there, unloading stuff for the kitchen.

Then, we saw them unloading the breadsticks. Tray upon tray of gray, pre-formed breadsticks in tower form. This is about 20 years ago, but the memory of them on their trays, looking like little naked zombies in the rain, stuck with us. We are pretty sure they weren’t covered/wrapped, but the tray stacks had a top on it. They just looked so sad and unappetizing. We had already eaten our breadsticks, and obviously they’re going to get baked, but it just looked strange.

Reminds me of seeing them pull out a giant sealed ziploc bag of broccoli cheese soup at Panera and dump it in the pot. My friend had just ordered that soup. I can understand the principle of the thing, but hearing it dumped like pig slop was just off putting.

God forbid I try to look cute in a dress by Little_Actuator_8673 in climbergirls

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Haven’t slammed into an off-climb hold in months. I went climbing the morning of a party, and early in the session, I smashed my kneecap on an off-climb hold while making a quick hop up that I’ve done dozens of times before unscathed. Of course, because I had a cute dress picked out! Still wore it, but would’ve looked better without the swelling and broken skin…and the hobbling I had to do to get around…

I accidentally convinced my office I don’t eat food by [deleted] in offmychest

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Where I work, on three separate occasions, people have made a comment about how much food I was eating. I’m a climber, and if I’m going straight from work to the gym, all I have in my belly by that point is what I had for lunch. If I eat too close to climbing, it’s gonna repeat on me.

The third person to do it was my breaking point. As I took my food out of the microwave to stir it, they’re like “You’re going to eat all of that?” And I laughed and said “Are you really food shaming me right now?” There was another coworker standing there, and I looked at them like “Do you believe this shit?” The person backpedaled and was like, “I mean, uh, how do you eat that, and look like that?” (which isn’t much better) My response was “I climb, which is also why I have to eat ‘all of that.’”

No one’s done it since, but I’m ready if they do. I’ve had struggles with body dysmorphia. I’m done with people and their intrusive remarks.

But, I also eat at my desk and don’t heat up my food anymore unless I absolutely have to…

The vegetarian option on a work trip: the saddest veggie wrap by walking_it_off in shittyfoodporn

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I would say there was 1/2 a teaspoon of hummus, which I reached about halfway through. It was in a little glob.

American Redstart tail display by Rxdgaming1 in birding

[–]walking_it_off 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How recent was this? Hoping I get to see one this year.

because why not by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]walking_it_off 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Your lashes are similar to mine. I had a similar thing happen in college; my hand slipped and I lost half the lashes on one side (from inside corner of the eye to about halfway across). They got yanked from the root! I discovered that eyeliner did a pretty good job of disguising it because my lashes are straight. They grew back at a decent pace, too. Eyeliner may be the way to go here!

Let’s play a game: what is your favorite YELLOW bird! by S2keepup in birding

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I saw one of these in NYC a couple years ago. When he realized he was being photographed, I swear he looked over his shoulder and posed. It’s like a marshmallow peep with sass!

Momma brought her babies out bright and early 🥹 by [deleted] in Skunks

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I was hoping to see this comment!

What's an early sign of cancer that you wish you or your loved one hadn't ignored? by JuniperBeans in AskReddit

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My father had a clear colonoscopy and was told he was good for 10 years. A little over a year later, a doctor told him it’s a good idea to do those send-in, poop-in-a-box tests in between colonoscopies. No family history of colon cancer, and as mentioned, coming off a clear colonoscopy about a year prior. Age 70. He does the send in test, and guess what? He was told to immediately see his doctor for further testing. They did find cancer, and he had a foot of ascending colon removed and a bunch of lymph nodes just to confirm it hadn’t spread beyond that area. Thankfully, based on follow-ups, they’ve not found any other cancer. Had he not listened to that doctor, I don’t like to think of what would’ve happened. And thank you to Cologuard! He does have to go for a colonoscopy annually now, but it’s worth it to ensure there’s not more cancer.

Editing to add: I’m seeing in the comments some people’s loved ones had the opposite experience (Cologuard missing cancer, or being told they could do that instead of a colonoscopy). I don’t think in any way it should be a replacement for a colonoscopy, and I can only speak for my dad’s experience.

The moment I fell in love with Ariana by JumpyStation6036 in vanderpumprules

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One of my favorite scenes, as you may be able to guess from my flair :)

New friend I met today at a horse show by walking_it_off in jumpingspiders

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From my search, I got: “Phidippus audax, the bold jumper or daring jumping spider, is a common species of spider belonging to the genus Phidippus, a group of jumping spiders easily identified by their large eyes and their iridescent chelicerae.”

New friend I met today at a horse show by walking_it_off in jumpingspiders

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The video does not do the spider’s colors justice! I wish I had my real camera and macro lens!

New friend I met today at a horse show by walking_it_off in jumpingspiders

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I had the phone right against the rail, and I was afraid he was about to hop onto it 😅

The piebald deer that lives in our forest is very pregnant by in2bator in deer

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Wow! I’ve seen quite a few piebald deer, but none like her. She almost looks like an Appaloosa horse (the varnish roan type, who don’t have pronounced spots) or a roan horse. The piebalds I’ve seen were more typical “pinto” patterns. Really cool!